My Name is Sun Yu, I'm a Saiyan

The roar of engines echoed in his ears, and a massive gust of wind slammed against his face. The soreness throughout his body caused Sun Yu's battered frame to twitch instinctively. He subconsciously opened his eyelids, which felt as heavy as Thousand Jun, and his chaotic thoughts instantly returned to his consciousness.

"Where am I?"

Sun Yu found himself lying flat on the ground, seeing nothing but a gray, overcast sky. There seemed to be a bird flying above, but when Sun Yu noticed the long trail of exhaust behind the "bird," he suddenly realized it wasn't a bird at all, but an aircraft... no, to be precise, it was an unidentified flying object!

"My god, what kind of place is this!" A panicked Sun Yu tried to push his body up, but as soon as he moved his arm, he touched a soft body.

Looking closely, he saw a cute-looking young girl, her body splayed out in an 'X' shape, pinning him down firmly. The clothes on the girl were strange and tattered. All around him, many people were lying in disarray; the scene looked as if he were on a battlefield, with blood and corpses everywhere—it was terrifying.

"No way, I clearly remember making plans to go to an internet cafe to play Dragon Ball Xenoverse with friends this afternoon. Then, on the way, I saw an old lady fall, and I risked bankruptcy to help her up..."

"Sigh, there aren't many young people with as much heart as me in this society anymore. But I remember a speeding car rushing toward me at that moment. I thought I was a goner for sure, but I didn't expect..."

Thinking of this, Sun Yu's eyes lit up. He hadn't died, and he wasn't in a hospital, so only one possibility remained: he had transmigrated!

Suddenly, Sun Yu twisted his body to look behind him, where a furry tail swayed in the wind. Seeing this tail, Sun Yu's heart trembled. Perhaps others wouldn't know what this tail signified, but Sun Yu was a standard otaku and anime enthusiast. He had loved watching various Japanese anime since he was a child, especially classics like Dragon Ball and Naruto, and he could recite their character settings by heart.

A tail—the mark of a Saiyan! Sun Yu had read plenty of transmigration novels, but he never expected to catch the wave of mass transmigration himself.

"A Saiyan! I've transmigrated into a Saiyan!" Sun Yu was incredibly excited, but before he could revel in it for long, the pain in his body poured over him like a bucket of cold water.

"Hiss, it hurts!" Sun Yu touched his right ribs; it looked like two were broken, but for a hardy Saiyan, this injury wasn't considered serious.

After calming down, Sun Yu pondered the situation of the Dragon Ball world and gave a bitter smile. "The Saiyan I've transmigrated into is likely just cannon fodder. I wonder how much time is left before Frieza destroys Planet Vegeta. I should just take this opportunity to leave Planet Vegeta. Yes! Go to Earth, train there, and become stronger!"

Clearly, he had been sent to this planet with several other young Saiyans to carry out a mission. Although he had seen a few people evacuate earlier, the spaceship he arrived in must still be somewhere nearby. Saiyan spaceships were single-occupancy spherical craft; perhaps he could use it to get to Earth.

Just as Sun Yu was preparing to leave to find his spaceship, he saw the girl who had been pinning him down. According to the memories in Sun Yu's mind, the Saiyan squad had gone through a brutal battle, and the girl before him had used her body to shield the original owner of his body from an attack. Unfortunately, this hadn't saved the original owner's life, or else he wouldn't have transmigrated here.

Sun Yu turned the girl's body over and checked her nose; there was still a faint breath.

"Looks like she's not dead yet. According to the memories of this body's original owner, your name is Lana, you're my cousin, and also a high-level mid-class warrior!" Sun Yu frowned. In the lore of Dragon Ball, weren't Saiyans supposed to be cold-blooded and ruthless? They would never sympathize with the weak, so why would this cousin risk her life to save him?

"Sigh, maybe this world isn't exactly the same as the Dragon Ball anime world! Regardless, she was severely injured trying to save me, so I can't just stand by and watch her die. In that case, I'll start with CPR."

Sun Yu could swear on his integrity that he really wasn't trying to take advantage of his "cousin" just because she was cute—really, he wasn't! They were in the middle of nowhere with no medical equipment, so he had no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth. He had to trust in science, and even more so, he had to trust in Sun Yu's character!

After turning the girl named Lana over, something resembling glasses fell from her chest. Sun Yu felt a surge of joy when he saw it; this was the Scouter that appeared in the Dragon Ball anime.

After putting the Scouter away, Sun Yu leaned down, pinched the girl's delicate nose with one hand, pulled her chin with the other to open her lips, took a deep breath, and gave a heavy kiss... ahem, blew a breath into her.

As their lips met, a soft sensation mixed with the girl's fragrance hit Sun Yu's mind. Sun Yu had been a standard otaku before transmigrating; having never even held a girl's hand, he had now effectively given away his long-cherished first kiss. Of course, he firmly believed in his heart that he was purely saving a life. After blowing seven or eight breaths in a row, Sun Yu reluctantly straightened up, preparing to perform chest compressions on his cousin.

According to the textbooks from his childhood, to perform CPR, one had to place the palm of one hand over the back of the other and press heavily on the patient's chest. However, when Sun Yu looked at his cousin Lana's chest, he couldn't help but swallow hard. In his memories, his cousin was only sixteen! The Saiyans were truly worthy of being a warrior race; a sixteen-year-old girl was already quite maturely developed, with everything in the right places. Her tight, explosive skin, paired with that flawless, beautiful face of an oriental girl, was truly enough to tempt a man into sin!

Forcing down the various evil thoughts in his mind, Sun Yu placed his right hand over his left on the girl's heart. Although Lana was wearing the specialized soft-armor combat suit from the Dragon Ball anime, it didn't stop Sun Yu from feeling the astonishing elasticity. Sun Yu looked around like a thief, then applied a little force to his hands, intending to perform the compressions.

Just then, the unconscious girl suddenly coughed and slowly opened her eyes. Sun Yu was stunned by this sudden turn of events. The girl's eyes quickly shifted from dazed to clear, and when she saw Sun Yu's hand on her chest, her pretty face turned deathly pale. Subconsciously, she slapped him, shouting, "Kael, you pervert!"

"Beep, beep, beep, combat power..." The Scouter suddenly reported the strength level it had detected for Lana.

And so, Sun Yu was sent flying ten meters away by his cousin's full-force strike.

"It's over. How am I supposed to explain to my cousin that I was just giving her CPR?"