Five years in prison?
This white-haired little loli is still too naive.
You have to know, there was a popular saying circulating everywhere in the past.
Five years is not a loss, three years is a bloody profit.
Five High Three Mock: He is slandering me! Slandering me!
U Amakusa said with a smile that wasn't quite a smile: "Minor harassment only carries a sentence of 5 to 15 days. If I could catch a glimpse of Her Highness the Princess's beauty, it wouldn't seem like a loss.
There is a saying that goes well: to die under the peony flower, one remains romantic even as a ghost."
Sakayanagi regretted it; she hadn't expected a person could be this thick-skinned and shameless.
What's more, this place was still in the dormitory building.
Even though it was under the ginkgo tree in the back, with enough visual cover.
This still made Sakayanagi feel a heavy sense of stealth.
Calming down again, Sakayanagi organized her thoughts.
Something was wrong; U Amakusa said he was taking her to dine.
Logically speaking, going out like this would 100% be seen by others.
If that were the case, it wouldn't align with U Amakusa's goal.
Because it would cause her displeasure, but thinking about it carefully, wasn't U Amakusa's goal her?
Even though it had already been caused.
I see, so this is your challenge? Omoshiroi.
Hmph! You mere lecher, I have already seen through you!
"Put me down, silver-haired demon servant, you pervert who forces physical contact without a woman's consent."
U Amakusa, who had originally thought Sakayanagi was on the verge of rage, was a little surprised.
If he hadn't misheard, Sakayanagi's address for him had changed to Amakusa-kun earlier.
He had just been planning to stop, but Sakayanagi's address had changed back.
Although he didn't know what Sakayanagi had imagined, fortunately, it was developing in a good direction.
"I didn't expect it, Her Highness the Princess unexpectedly has a sharp-tongued side."
"There is plenty you don't know. You only need to know that your behavior is enough to constitute sexual harassment.
Not only that, your behavior is useless against a mature woman."
After saying this, Sakayanagi glanced at U Amakusa's face.
Hmm, it's useless on me.
He just uses this face to put on a bright smile to deceive little girls.
Sakayanagi did not deny U Amakusa's looks.
It is no exaggeration to say that girls who are obsessed with looks would likely throw themselves at him upon seeing him.
U Amakusa said with a hint of regret: "That is truly a pity. I thought Her Highness the Princess would be very happy, after all, I consider myself quite good-looking."
Sakayanagi said disdainfully: "Confidence is a good thing, but excessive confidence only makes people sick, servant."
U Amakusa shook his head confidently: "That is where you are wrong. If it were about other things, I might take it into consideration, but a man should be more confident to be more charming.
Just like me, you can say I have lost or won, but I have never been ugly."
Sakayanagi rolled her eyes at U Amakusa. "Has anyone ever told you that you are excessively narcissistic, servant?
However, now is not the time for your narcissism. I have said it many times, and I will say it again: put me down.
Put me down now, and I can let bygones be bygones; you will still be my servant."
U Amakusa took the opportunity to step down, as this was the moment to give Sakayanagi face.
It was not easy for the strong-willed Sakayanagi to take a step back.
U Amakusa slowly placed the petite "doll" in his arms onto the ground.
After Sakayanagi's little feet touched the ground, she let out a sigh of relief.
"It's about time."
U Amakusa muttered to himself, as if waiting for something.
Afterward, U Amakusa took off his jacket and spread it on the grass.
Before Sakayanagi could ask, a person wearing yellow clothes arrived not far away.
U Amakusa took a large bag of things from their hands and placed it on the grass.
This was takeout.
As for why he didn't put it on the jacket, that jacket was, of course, for the trashy loli to sit on.
"No need to go far for what's right in front of you, right, Your Highness?"
As the packaging opened, the contents were gradually revealed: sandwiches, rice balls, sushi, and burgers.
They were all fast-food cold meals, but in this island nation, they counted as staples.
Even if Sakayanagi were to leave now, she would only be going to find food, and here it was, right in front of her.
Seeing Sakayanagi remain unmoved, U Amakusa continued, "Could it be that Your Highness has never seen takeout before?"
"I am not so ignorant as that." With that, Sakayanagi walked over and sat down on the coat. "It is simply my first time eating it."
Then, Sakayanagi looked at U Amakusa with a dangerous smile and said, "A mere attendant, even if this is a challenge from you, such behavior is unforgivable. However, I am a magnanimous person. I said it would not happen again, so I will let it slide this one time."
Even though I know I am adorable.
U Amakusa casually picked up a sandwich, popped it into his mouth, and spread his hands.
"What Your Highness has won is an attendant who admires you, not one who is loyal and devoted."
Sakayanagi also picked up a sandwich, wanting to tease him back. "Ara, an attendant who covets his master? Isn't it the attendant who is currently infatuated with his master? Besides, I am not the kind of master who would refuse a challenge issued by her own attendant."
U Amakusa quickly swallowed the few bites of the sandwich he had taken and raised an eyebrow. "Even if this attendant were to 'devour' his master?"
Sakayanagi smiled confidently. "And so what? A master who dares not accept a challenge from her attendant is no master at all."
Hearing this, U Amakusa burst into laughter. "You are truly confident, Your Highness, but this is a challenge you are destined to lose."
Sakayanagi said disdainfully, "I cannot imagine myself losing, but we need to set some ground rules. Actions like the one from earlier, without my consent, are forbidden. I have said it before: if there is a next time, you will no longer be my attendant."
Falling for a pervert like you? Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Sakayanagi concluded in her heart without hesitation.
"How about this? The ground rules are fine, but as an attendant, I can't go without a salary. I'll state this in advance: I don't need points as payment."
"Heh, stating your desires so openly. I fear you were a goblin with nothing but those things on your mind in a past life."
U Amakusa gulped down the sandwich in two or three bites. Shamelessly, he said, "Congratulations to Your Highness for guessing correctly. So, will Your Highness accept?"
A clumsy provocation.
Fundamentally, U Amakusa was just a simple lecher, yet she could not deny how he handled the Kamuro incident.
This made Sakayanagi gradually feel curious about U Amakusa as a person.
Perhaps discarding the pawn that was U Amakusa would be the correct course of action right now.
But... this seemed rather interesting as well.
Sakayanagi smiled unconsciously.
Even so, Sakayanagi still said, "You are merely an attendant; challenging me is your greatest failure. Do you think creating such an ostentatious, romantic style would work? Regrettably, I like strong men."
The kind that can completely crush you, right?
U Amakusa couldn't help but retort internally. Falling for some expressionless guy after getting brutally beaten by him? Did I wander into a shoujo novel, kids?
"Perhaps I will be the exception?"
Sakayanagi stated firmly, "Absolutely impossible."
The only thing that could possibly like you is a mosquito.
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