Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 171

The Khan Thought the Imperium Was Full of Idiots

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Seeing the report he sent being received by his father, Blackwatch, the 72nd company commander Karis, stood up excitedly.

As a Space Marine, it is a great achievement to discover a Primarch who has not returned yet.

Of course, it would be better if he didn't have the sword hanging around his neck, Karis thought helplessly.

"Uncle, I am really your nephew! You see, we are almost cut out of the same mold."

Hearing that this glib guy was still saying that he was his nephew, Jaghatai Khan ordered his personal guard Narisun not to act rashly and put down the scimitar in his hand.

Although as a Primarch, Chahetai has discovered that he is different since he was a child, and he also has some strange memories in his mind.

But this group of black-armored warriors who claimed to be Blackwatch broke into Chogoris's grassland, injured his men and killed a large number of cattle and sheep, and did not take it seriously at all.

Qin Xia, who grew up with Jaghatai Khan, saw Khan's intention, stepped forward and untied the mostly decorative rope, and asked:

"Warrior from the sky, why do you call our Khan uncle? And why did you come to Chogoris?"

Seeing someone who could communicate, Karis hurriedly avoided Narisun, who looked fierce. He didn't like this barbarian who had tricked him.

"Dear Primarch, can you let me eat something first? I haven't had a full meal in almost seven years."

Karis's small request was of course fulfilled, and a sumptuous meal of roasted whole lamb was served.

When Karis saw the food, he jumped on it, swallowed the food in big mouthfuls, and at the same time told about his experience.

I think back then, as the navigation ship of Ultramarines supporting Terra, after Webway was broken by a huge dog head and sucked into Warp, the Seventy-two Company was extremely unlucky.

Due to the asynchronous time in Warp, the destroyer where Karis was was rammed into a Warp tide by Khorne. Fortunately, the hull was not damaged.

But even if the hull was not damaged, being hit by the Khorne body caused the destroyer to be unable to determine its course.

In this way, the 72nd Company drifted aimlessly in Warp. After the fifth Terra year, the food on the ship had reached a warning line.

In order to ensure the normal supply of food, after ensuring that there were enough personnel to drive the ship, most of the personnel were placed in hibernation cabins for hibernation.

But even if they did this, the little bit of food would not be enough to feed the more than 70,000 mouths. Just when they were about to run out of ammunition and food, the destroyer, which had been lost for nearly ten years, was spit out Warp.

The 72nd Company, which had been unlucky for nearly ten years, finally made a fortune. A planet that seemed to be full of life was detected by the ship-based Auspex.

As soon as he saw the food, Karis quickly woke up his company, and after eating the last bit of supplies to recharge his batteries, he came to Chogoris.

In this beautiful grassland world, the crew members went crazy with excitement when they saw a large number of cattle, sheep and plants, and then they started to hunt local animals.

But unfortunately, these Blackwatchs who were reincarnated as starving ghosts had too much fun eating, and of the cattle and sheep they killed, the ones that survived were the Narisun herds.

Seeing his own livestock being killed, the grumpy Narisun charged forward with his cavalry, regardless of whether the person on the other side was someone he could beat.

The result was also an obvious fiasco. The war horses that were brought over were directly hunted and became the ingredients for Blackwatch's hot pot dinner at night.

It's similar to the plot in fantasy novels. The younger ones are beaten by the older ones. As soon as Chahetai Khan heard that his Keshig was being bullied, he surrounded him with his own army.

And the result is obviously not so good!

After all, Chogoris's local technology has only reached the black powder stage. Isn't it nonsense to let these musketeers attack Space Marine?

This behavior is just like the Polish cavalry charging at Maxim, highlighting a "courage".

And the Blackwatchs didn't kill them, they just knocked off their mounts, but they still wanted to have a hot pot meal to enjoy themselves.

But Primarch was different. While these Blackwatch were laughing at the locals, Jaghatai Khan, who was running with his legs, actually outran Blackwatch's Iron Bike.

And using a locally made machete, he chopped Blackwatch's Power Armor into pieces, creating a wave of air that was several meters long, highlighting an unreasonable point.

The Blackwatchs who had gone through five years of compulsory education in the legion immediately discovered that this was a fucking Primarch, one of their own.

"So I chose to surrender and was kidnapped by you."

Karis, who was still eating hard, looked at Jaghatai Khan sitting on the Golden Throne with resentment, but he did not dare to say bad words, because it was indeed them who killed other people's horses first.

"So your father is the same as our Khan, the so-called Primarch?"

Narisun acts as a step, arousing everyone's doubts.

Looking at the confused looks around him, Karis didn't bother to explain, so he took out a tablet and played Blackwatch's promotional video.

Flat-panel displays were too advanced for Chogoris people who were still in feudal society. Even Jaghatai Khan, who looked aloof, glanced at it.

I saw a handsome man wearing black Power Armor with noble silver hair appearing in the screen, saying strange words as he walked:

"(INVASION)

Haha, does it look familiar? (ω)

Scenes like this are happening all over the galaxy at this moment, and you may be the next one.(.)ノ

Unless you can make the most important choice in life (_)

(a burst of impassioned music)

Prove to everyone that you have the wisdom and courage to pursue freedom! (●ˇˇ●)

Join the ranks of Blackwatch! Become the elite of the 11th Legion!~( ̄▽ ̄)~*

Meet strange life forms!

Enjoy the unique Galaxy cuisine!

Let Imperial Truth benefit the entire galaxy! Become a hero! Become a legend!

Under a piece of impassioned music, two bunny girls wearing revealing armor stood in front of the stage and said coquettishly:

"Join Blackwatch, it's good for you and it's good for me!"

Even without seeing it with his own eyes, Jaghatai Khan could tell that the man in the image data, who perfectly combined the charlatan and the mentally retarded, was his brother.

The black armor he wore and the logo on it were exactly the same as the man in front of him who was immersed in making rice.

This made Jaghatai Khan think, "Could it be that my brother is a bastard? Isn't the whole Imperium like that?"

This thought made Jaghatai Khan horrified. He turned around and saw Karis who didn't look captured at all. He was eating barbecue with a happy face and giggled at the female waiter next to him.

The witty Khan immediately gave Qin Xia a look that clearly said:

"Qin Xia, hurry up and throw a banquet. I want to entertain these nephews who don't look smart."

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