As the title says.
Slaanesh's influence was a menace flooding the Imperium and corrupting its youth. Corgi naturally couldn't stand by and do nothing in the face of such danger. He immediately roared, "TOM, come at me with everything you've got!" The two Keepers of Secrets were so startled they nearly lost their minds.
Yet Corgi knew all too well how dangerous Slaanesh was, and decided to offer himself up to the daemon. Though he had won after three Black Crusades, the great Dog-man Emperor eventually fell.
Alas! How tragic!!!
At that moment, time began to stand still. Countless thoughts flooded his mind, and four voices spoke:
"Only the truly strong can admit their flaws. There's nothing to be ashamed of in feeling this way!"
"Change is a natural part of life. Everything will pass!"
"Even the tiniest bacterium can destroy a kingdom. You matter, too!"
"There are still so many beautiful things waiting for you. Don't give up on yourself!"
Beauty didn't belong to warriors. Just as Corgi was about to give up, a towering figure appeared before him:
"Stand up and face everything like a man!
So that was more or less what happened yesterday. Old Man Yellow's blessing didn't work, and Corgi lost! Let's take a day off. I really am a bit drained.