Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 621

Beyond Heaven

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Beside the Well of Eternity.

After witnessing the sudden vision, the Chaos God squad finally learned where the other half of Tzeentch was. They immediately wanted to rush over and kill the useless bastard. But first, they had to deal with the bird-man blocking their way.

As Chaos Gods who had attained eternity, the Four Ruinous Powers were unique. In other words, they couldn't drag their past or future selves over to do the work. The Chaos Gods at every point in time were one and the same.

One half of Tzeentch was being viciously beaten by the big dog, while the other half had it even worse: the Four Chaos Gods had surrounded him and were bullying him, beating his head until it split at the seams.

Afraid the bastard would keep causing trouble, Grandfather Nurgle, who hated change, opened with a flying belly flop, landing on the bird-man. He pulled a spoon from the huge mouth on his belly and started smacking him with it.

Slaanesh, the youngest of the Chaos Gods, revealed their true form and bound Tzeentch with their serpent tail, wrapping around him like a mother's embrace. They shut up that endlessly blabbering beak, then produced two little daggers glowing scarlet and stabbed at Tzeentch's eye sockets.

Causing trouble usually was one thing, but this bastard had actually tried to flip the table. The blue blob had become everyone's target, and Khorne and Malice seized their chance. While Tzeentch was tangled up with the fat one, they struck at his staff.

The blood-red greatsword and the black-flame greatsword swung together, shattering the Chaos artifact known as Enlightenment.

"No!! My Staff of Wisdom!"

Tzeentch was furious that his staff had been destroyed, but he only had time to get angry. As soon as he spoke, Grandfather

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