The Battle of the Gods

Caulifla and Champa sparred. The outcome was obvious.

Thirty minutes later.

Munch, munch...

"Wow! This is delicious, and that one's even better... How come I never heard about food like this when I visited the Saiyans before?"

Champa was so absorbed in the food that he'd completely forgotten to mind his manners.

"It really is delicious, but you should watch your health, Lord Champa. That's enough," Vados reminded him again.

"Don't be such a killjoy, Vados." He showed no sign of stopping as he picked up a bun.

After taking a bite, Champa asked curiously, "Huh? What's this? It's round and white, soft, and a little sweet. It's really good!"

Sun Wumian stood nearby. He glanced over and said, "It's just an ordinary bun."

"So this is called a bun. All right, I've decided. Next time I visit Beerus, I'll use these to challenge him."

"Buns? A challenge? I don't understand," Cabba said, bewildered.

"Lord Champa and Lord Beerus probably have food battles," Sun Wumian replied casually.

"Huh? How do you know about me and that guy?" Champa nearly choked on his bun.

"I guessed. That's not important. Why don't you tell us about your food battles with Lord Beerus, Lord Champa?" Sun Wumian smoothly changed the subject.

"Go on, get out of here. I don't want to talk about that guy. If you want to know, ask Vados."

At that, Sun Wumian turned to look at Vados.

"Oh ho ho, it's a long story. A long time ago..."

Vados began recalling the battle of the gods between Champa and Beerus...

"Damn it, I won't let you get away with this, Beerus!"

In outer space, Champa chased after Beerus in a towering rage, refusing to let up.

"Yaaah!" Champa fired several Destruction Energy spheres with one hand, and could even control them to turn.

"Haha! Wherever you go, they'll keep chasing you!"

Whoosh!

Beerus landed on a nearby planet.

"Take that!" Once he'd steadied himself, he powered up and punched in rapid succession, batting away Champa's Destruction Energy spheres one by one.

"Eat this!" Just then, Champa came crashing down from above with a powerful kick.

But the heavy kick struck empty air. Beerus reacted just in time and narrowly dodged it.

The next moment, boom!!!

The planet was blown apart by the Destruction Energy spheres Beerus had just deflected. The two Gods of Destruction appeared in outer space once more.

Bang, bang, bang, bang!

Champa and Beerus fought from one planet to another, blowing up who knew how many along the way.

At last, they each stood on a fragment of rock left over from a shattered planet.

"Beerus, you bastard! You actually... ate the Papu-Papu Fruit off my birthday cake first!!!"

"It was my birthday, so of course I did," Beerus replied as though it were only natural.

"It was my birthday too, you jerk!"

Vados and Whis watched their battle from a distance.

"Oh my, I thought preparing two birthday cakes would be a good idea..." Vados said with her hands behind her back, smiling.

"Big sister... I suspect you'd already predicted this would happen."

"Heh heh heh..." Vados smiled and gently touched her cheek, neither confirming nor denying it.

Meanwhile, Champa and Beerus kept arguing.

"The cake from Planet Su-Yi-Ci was pretty good, but the Papu-Papu Fruit was even more exquisite." As Champa went on and on, he threw a punch at Beerus.

"That's ridiculous. Universe 7 has a Planet Su-Yi-Ci too, and the one in Universe 7 is clearly tastier than yours." Beerus easily blocked Champa's punch.

"No way! Ours in Universe 6 is definitely the most delicious!" Champa threw another hook.

Beerus dodged it just as easily, then leaped onto another rock.

Champa was beside himself with rage. He gathered a gigantic ball of Destruction Energy.

"This universe... it doesn't matter anymore...!"

"Hmph, if that's what you want..." Beerus said, matching his stance.

Just then, Champa and Beerus each got a flick to the forehead.

"You can't do that," Whis and Vados said in unison.

"Since you're both so confident in your food, how about settling it with a food battle next time?" Whis suggested.

What else could they do? Both Gods of Destruction were sprawled on the ground.

From then on, the two Gods of Destruction settled their battles with food alone.

"I see," Caulifla, Kale, and Cabba said, listening with interest. As for Sun Wumian? He already knew all this. He'd only asked on a whim.

Lord Champa seemed to have fallen asleep on Caulifla's personal sofa.

"By the way, Miss Vados, there's something I'd like to ask of you. I actually came here from Universe 7, and I want to return there in six months. I was wondering if you could take me back."

"Oh? Universe 7? Then how did you get here?"

"I made a wish on Planet Namek's Dragon Balls. Also, Earth in Universe 7 has even more delicious food. That's where I learned about it—it's even tastier than what we just had."

At the mention of food, Champa leaped off the sofa.

"Vados, say yes. But don't wait six months. Let's go back to Champa Planet first, then leave tomorrow."

"Huh? Tomorrow?" That wasn't what Sun Wumian had expected.

"Exactly. Didn't you say there was a planet called Earth in Universe 7 with even better food? Wait, we don't have to go that far. Our universe should have an Earth too, right, Vados? Search for it."

"Certainly, Lord Champa." Vados began checking with her staff.

"Found it, Lord Champa. We have an Earth in Universe 6 too."

"Then hurry up and see if there's any good food!"

"I'm afraid Earth here seems to have been wiped out by a foolish battle..."

"What? Hmm... Beerus didn't mention Earth's food during our previous contest, so he probably hasn't discovered it yet. Vados, we'll go to Earth in Universe 7 tomorrow and try the food before Beerus gets there. Haha, that guy's probably still asleep."

"As expected of Lord Champa. You thought of everything."

"Heh heh, naturally." Champa turned to Sun Wumian. "When we get to Earth, you'll take us to try even better food."

"Huh? Lord Champa, could we wait six months? I really have some things I need to finish first," Sun Wumian said with a pained expression.

"No. I hate waiting more than anything... Come on, Vados. Bring him along. We're going back."

There was nothing he could do now. Sun Wumian had no choice but to set off with Vados and Champa.

"Caulifla, Cabba, take care." He barely had time to say goodbye.

His plans had been thrown off. He'd originally intended to wait a full year, claim his sign-in reward, and then return to Universe 7.