Dragon Ball: I Have a Super Saiyan Check-In System
Chapter 32

Super Elite Jaco

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"Damn it. Why would the super elite chosen to protect peace across the galaxy be sent to a place like this?"

In outer space not far from Earth, the egg-headed Jaco glanced at his destination and grumbled.

Because of the Frieza Force's unusual movements, Galactic Patrolman Jaco had been forced to head to Earth on patrol.

"Fine, I'll just circle the planet once and call the mission done."

"...Sigh. A super elite really does have to complete his mission after all."

On Earth, at Frieza's landing site, Sun Wumian, Goku, and the others had finished fighting the Frieza Force.

"Yamcha." It was Puar and Bulma, who had arrived in a plane.

"Huh? What are you doing here?" Yamcha turned and asked in confusion.

"I heard someone named Frieza had invaded Earth, so I came to see for myself," Bulma said with interest as she jumped out of the plane.

"What's there to see? You're lucky you arrived late. The fight's already over. It would've been too dangerous otherwise."

"What's there to be afraid of? We've got Wumian, Goku, and the others, don't we? If they couldn't handle it, being afraid wouldn't help anyway." Bulma laughed nonchalantly.

Vegeta glanced at Bulma and thought, Hmph. Loudmouth woman. At least you've got some guts.

Just then, a spaceship that looked a little like a car descended from the sky.

Rumble...

"Huh? I feel like I've seen a spaceship like that somewhere before." Bulma looked up, trying to remember.

"Isn't that Jaco, the Galactic Patrolman—the super elite supposedly chosen to defend peace in the universe?" Sun Wumian was the first to recognize him.

He'd always remembered that goofball of an elite quite well.

"Jaco? Now I remember! I met him when I was little. He even asked if I wanted to join them," Bulma said, recalling what had happened when she was five.

In Age 737, the day after Goku arrived on Earth, a Galactic Patrolman named Jaco had gone there to carry out an important mission.

The Galactic Patrol's headquarters radar had once detected a flying object launched from an extremely dangerous planet. It was expected to land somewhere on Earth.

Jaco's purpose in coming to Earth that time was to eliminate the dangerous object.

The extremely dangerous planet was Planet Vegeta, and the flying object was the spaceship that had brought Sun Wukong to Earth.

However, Jaco's competence was sorely lacking. First, he ran into the moon before reaching Earth. Then, under Tights's influence, he completely missed his chance to discover the Saiyan's crashing spacecraft.

Back in the present, Jaco had landed and stepped out of his spaceship.

"What happened? Why are so many people dead?" As a super elite, Jaco immediately noticed a large number of Frieza's men lying on the ground.

"Jaco, these are all Frieza's men. We took them out. That's not a problem, is it?" Sun Wumian walked over and asked him.

"What? What happened here?" Jaco looked shocked. "Then... what about Frieza?"

Even as he gaped in shock, Jaco thought, Everyone knows the name of Super Elite Jaco? Hahahaha!

"I beat Frieza until he was nothing but dust," Sun Wumian said calmly.

"Jaco, long time no see," Bulma said as she came over to greet him.

"Who are you?"

"What? Are Galactic Patrolmen all that forgetful? I'm Bulma."

"Huh?" Jaco was even more shocked than before. "People really do change as they grow up! How did little Bulma turn into such a beautiful woman?"

"Hmph. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," Bulma said unhappily.

"Wumian, who is this guy? You and Bulma seem to know him." Krillin came over and asked curiously.

"Hmm? You must all be Earthlings, like Bulma."

"So... does that mean this egg-headed guy is an alien?" Yamcha asked, revealing his ignorance.

"Haha, don't think I'm just any ordinary alien." Jaco smiled confidently and struck a pose.

"I am the elite... Galactic Patrolman Jaco, chosen to defend peace across the galaxy!"

...A crow flew by... Awkward...

Everyone fell silent.

"Okay, you're making me feel awkward. Jaco, you haven't been to Earth in ages. What brings you here this time?" Bulma broke the

"Obviously, I'm here on patrol. But since you've already defeated Frieza, I commend you. I should be heading back to report."

"Wait a bit longer, Jaco. I have something I'd like to ask a super elite like you." Sun Wumian wasn't about to let him leave when he could ask about Planet Vampa.

He could have asked Shenron about something like this, but he couldn't rely on the Dragon Balls for everything.

"All right. Since you've put it that way, go ahead. What do you want to know?"

That was all it took with Jaco. Call him an elite and he'd tell you anything. Sun Wumian got his answer without a hitch.

"Oh, Elite Jaco, there's something else. Could you help us clean up Frieza's men?" Krillin suddenly had an idea.

"What? You're asking a brilliant, one-in-a-million talent to do something like that?" Sun Wumian said, pretending to be displeased with Krillin.

"Sure. I'll take care of a little job like that. No sweat." Jaco agreed on the spot and immediately started cleaning up.

"By the way, how are you all so strong? You even defeated Frieza?" Jaco suddenly remembered an important question.

"You didn't know? It's because we have Saiyans here," Krillin replied offhandedly.

"What? You mean there are terrifying Saiyans from Planet Vegeta here? Where? The extremely warlike, evil race that keeps conquering other planets—have the Saiyans taken over Earth?" Jaco panicked and began babbling.

"Hey, kid. What do you mean, 'evil race'? Believe it or not, I'll slap you into the ground," Vegeta suddenly snapped from where he'd been standing off to the side, lost in thought.

"Vegeta, how many times have I told you to stay calm? Calm down. Do you still want to become a Super Saiyan?" Sun Wumian reminded him.

"Hmph!" Vegeta huffed and turned his head away, saying nothing more.

"Jaco, I'll tell you straight: he's the Saiyan prince. Don't provoke him for no reason, or even your headquarters might not survive," Sun Wumian said, turning to Jaco.

"Goodbye. This busy elite has work to do." Before long, Jaco finished the cleanup and left Earth.

"Haha, this Galactic Patrolman doesn't seem like much. He started out talking so big, I thought he'd have some real ability." Yamcha burst out laughing.

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