It had to be said that the deductions of the great detective Masuzu Natsukawa were indeed perfectly logical, and Yukino Yukinoshita and the others found them deeply convincing. Since Utaha Kasumigaoka was a lesbian, then no matter what testimony she gave, it could be regarded as invalid testimony...
"Sogo, what am I supposed to say?" Utaha Kasumigaoka's eye twitched.
"Your breasts are big, so whatever you say makes sense..." Sogo Doma could only resort to a little shamelessness.
"But mine aren't small either..." Masuzu Natsukawa thrust out her chest. "If you're not gay and you like big breasts, then you should be even more willing to pretend to be my boyfriend."
"Are you seriously latching onto me?"
"I'm just discussing the matter at hand..." Masuzu Natsukawa wagged a finger. "Pretending to be the boyfriend of a beautiful girl like me isn't embarrassing, is it?"
"You said yourself that it's just pretending..."
"But what if it becomes real?"
"I seriously suspect you're after me..." Sogo Doma glanced sideways at her. "Could it be that, despite calling yourself an opponent of romance, you're actually trying to use this trick to rope me in?"
"Doma, has anyone ever told you that you're very narcissistic?" Masuzu Natsukawa shot back.
"Quite a lot of people have said that, actually..." Before Sogo Doma could answer, Yukino Yukinoshita spoke with a strange expression. "Doma hasn't been narcissistic for just a day or two."
Masuzu Natsukawa: "..."
Damn it!
Why wasn't this guy following the script? A guy who was neither gentle nor anything but narcissistic—why was he surrounded by so many beautiful girls?
"Yukinoshita, I think that should be called confidence..." Sogo Doma said. "I'm not ugly, am I? My grades are great, aren't they? I'm rich too, right?"
"But that doesn't mean your character is good..."