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Sogo Doma felt certain he hadn't checked the almanac before leaving home today. Otherwise, why had this persistent little white-haired girl come after him? The key was that he couldn't explain many things outright, such as...
U, M, R wasn't him at all—it was that dumpling. If he said it directly, that dumpling's public image would completely collapse!
So he had to find another angle from which to refute her entire line of reasoning.
With that in mind, Sogo Doma pretended not to hear Yukinoshita say she forgave him. "Natsukawa, did you reason through all that just to make me pretend to be your boyfriend?"
"Though it does sound a little awkward..." Masuzu Natsukawa nodded. "But that's basically right. After all, it's the most beneficial arrangement for both of us. First, it'll keep me from being bothered by all those boys with overactive hormones. Second, it'll conceal the fact that you're GAY..."
Utaha Kasumigaoka: "..."
!!!∑ノ
What nonsense was Sogo-kun talking about? He wasn't really going to agree to this little white-haired girl, was he? If he dared do that, she, she...
"But why does it sound like you're trying to trap me?" Fortunately, Sogo Doma wasn't the type to lose all ability to walk when he saw a woman. "Even if you say there's no way we'd turn a fake relationship into a real one, that's only because you don't know me..."
"I told you not to be so narcissistic..." Masuzu Natsukawa rolled her eyes. "Besides, I'm not interested in GAYs. I'm sure you wouldn't be interested in me either."
"It's true that I'm not interested in you..." At last, she had said something Sogo Doma could agree with.
"Just as I thought, you really are GAY..."
"Chotto matte..." Seeing the little white-haired girl about to start again,