!
Luckily, the Kondo Group hadn't tried to kill anyone while fighting over territory. Otherwise...
Sogo Doma said, "Mr. Hijikata, there are only three thousand of them. Three thousand! We've got Namo Gatling Bodhisattva on our side-thirty-six hundred rounds in a single breath. Three thousand people aren't even enough for one round of deliverance. Besides, we have more than one gun. Taking them alive is such a waste of time."
"If a Bodhisattva existed, she would never agree to a request like that!" Looking at the eager HENTAI before him, Toshiro Hijikata took a deep drag on his cigarette before finally calming himself down.
What the fuck was this Namo Gatling Bodhisattva nonsense? Six senses purified by depleted uranium rounds, thirty-six hundred rounds in a breath, delivering all mankind with boundless compassion! Those were three thousand people, not three thousand pigs!
There were plenty of times when Hijikata wanted to crack someone's head open and see what was inside.
"It's only three thousand people. One Godzilla would kill more than that."
"Are you Godzilla?!" Hijikata roared.
Thankfully, that someone listened to reason. Otherwise, Hijikata would have wondered whether he ought to attempt the impossible and take him out first. Dangerous-his ideas were extraordinarily dangerous.
If the commander-in-chief and Miss Umaru hadn't been able to keep him under control...
Toshiro Hijikata might well have thought himself the world's savior. So, to teach that someone a lesson, he always showed considerable restraint when going after other organizations.
Sogo Doma said, "Hahaha, Mr. Hijikata, you still haven't driven them out? I'm almost done beating my game..."
Toshiro Hijikata: "..."
He really fucking wanted to punch someone!
Fortunately, a certain little dumpling came over for a visit. "Onii-chan, what are you and Big Brother Hijikata talking about?"
Sogo Doma sat up straight. "Umaru, it's