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"Asshole, what the hell are you trying to do!?" Sogo Doma had been called out of the Service Club by Shizuka Hiratsuka in her capacity as a teacher. The moment they stepped outside, she hooked an arm around his neck.
"Ms. Hiratsuka, are you trying to cause a boob-murder case?" Fortunately, Sogo Doma dodged quickly. Otherwise, he might have been crushed by something magnificent and suffocated to death.
Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..."
A boob-murder case? Only then did she realize that her actions had practically left her completely exposed. If someone took advantage of her then...
Wait a second!
Why did this Doma bastard look like he was the one still shaken up? Shouldn't she have been the one afraid? She was the one who could have been taken advantage of! Why did he look like some innocent girl being forcibly abducted? Was she really that bad?
"That's right, you're old. There's a generation gap between you and us young people..." Watching her expression shift again and again, Sogo Doma, who had more or less guessed what she was thinking, could not help saying, "I'm a respectable, innocent man. If I got taken advantage of by a tomboy like you..."
"Tomboy?" Shizuka Hiratsuka gritted her teeth.
"What else would you be?" Sogo Doma did not back down in the slightest.
"Don't forget, your imouto..." Shizuka Hiratsuka threatened in a low voice.
"Don't forget, you and Haruno..." Sogo Doma refused to yield as well.
Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..."
"Haruno and I are innocent!" she said through gritted teeth. "If anything happened between Haruno and me, then your Taihei-nii-san..."
"Speaking of Taihei-nii-san, I've been meaning to ask—after all this time, you still haven't won him over?" Sogo Doma tilted his head as he looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka, whose face practically screamed proper lady.