Never use an ordinary person's way of thinking to guess what idiots were thinking. Sogo Doma understood that deeply. What did they mean, dragging them into a chat? And what was that about bottling things up being bad...
If he hadn't known these team members really were idiots, he might have thought they were taking a jab at him!
"Captain, Okada's right. Holding certain things in for too long is bad for your health..." Ozawa agreed wholeheartedly. "You shouldn't keep enduring it. What if you suddenly can't hold it anymore?"
Sogo Doma: "..."
Were these guys sure they weren't taking a jab at him? Were they really idiots?
"Don't compare my sphincter to that gorilla's!"
"Even if you can hold it, ruining your body means you'll be the one suffering in the end..." Okada added again. "Didn't Captain get so pent-up just now that you became confused? You even forgot where the restroom was..."
As he said that, the idiot turned to Utaha Kasumigaoka. "You over there, don't just stand around stupidly either. You shouldn't learn to force yourself to hold it in..."
"..." Utaha Kasumigaoka, who had been holding back her laughter while watching Sogo make a fool of himself, suddenly couldn't hold it in anymore. No, she didn't need to hold it in now. Watching these people angrily roast Sogo had been entertaining, but once they turned on her, it stopped being funny at all. Were these guys really men? They actually said things like not being able to hold it in to a girl...
"Okada, Ozawa, I don't think anyone would mistake you for mutes if you didn't speak..." Fortunately, Sogo Doma reacted in time. Even though he knew these guys were idiots and hadn't meant any harm, he still gritted his teeth as he spoke.
"Captain,