Perhaps only the Kondo Group's members knew just how terrifying Toshiro Hijikata's special cooking was. It was food that could send one's SAN value plummeting. They still remembered the first time they had eaten with their vice commander.
"That's dog food!"
"My eyes, my eyes!"
"Blegh!"
"White and sticky... Ha, haha, why was there something indescribable smeared all over the food?"
"Let me go, please let me go! Even if I starve to death, even if I jump off the Kondo Group's walls and fall to my death, I don't want to eat with the vice commander!" ...It was terrifying beyond words!
One of Sogo Doma's reasons for wanting to kill Hijikata was that he had turned cooking into dog food—no, it should be said that he made food even dogs would refuse to eat!
It was only after spending so much time with Hijikata that the members gradually stopped finding his cooking strange. Or rather, whenever they ate, everyone had developed the habit of not looking at the vice commander. If they happened to see his food one day, they were guaranteed to lose their appetite for the entire day. As a violent organization, the Kondo Group's members consumed far more energy each day than ordinary people. If they had no appetite all day, could they even still be called human?
.qqxsnew Sigh... Vice Commander Hijikata was great in every other regard. Even though he imposed harsh training on them, everyone accepted it wholeheartedly. There was only one problem: he simply failed to realize that not everyone liked mayonnaise. In fact... an unnamed Kondo Group member had once sobbed, "The vice commander isn't human! He, he poured two whole bottles of mayonnaise into my favorite instant noodles! Two bottles of mayonnaise for one bowl of noodles! Who the hell