"Mr. Hijikata Skin-oxxo-Grime is overthinking things. I'm not some devil..." Sogo Doma felt that Toshiro Hijikata was smearing his name. Breaking limbs, piercing spines—was he really that violent?
And poisoning someone mute? Why didn't he just poison them to death and be done with it? Hijikata's persecution complex was way too severe. If he wanted to torment him to death, why would he need to go through so much trouble? All he had to do was say, "I just think that before talking about respecting teachers, you should consider your personal conduct. For example, quit smoking first!"
"Huh!?" Shizuka Hiratsuka froze. She hadn't expected Sogo to make such a serious suggestion. Compared to breaking limbs and piercing spines...
"Hiss..." As she pondered this, Toshiro Hijikata sucked in a sharp breath. He looked as though he had seen a ghost. "Sogo, and you still say you're not a devil? This is the only interest I have in life..." Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." Did he have to be so dramatic?
Wasn't a life like that already rather tragic?
"This makes me a devil?" Sogo Doma sneered. "Mr. Hijikata Skin-oxxo-Grime, don't forget there's also mayon—"
"Wait a second!" Before that unspeakable thing could even be fully named, Toshiro Hijikata's expression changed. "Sogo, don't go too far..."
"Mayon-what?" Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned again, secretly musing, "Beautiful women? Beauty? That must be it. I never thought even the Demon Vice-Chief would fall victim to feminine charms..." Utaha Kasumigaoka wore a strange expression. If she had guessed correctly, Sogo-kun had meant mayonnaise, right?
Just how much did this guy love mayonnaise? Sogo-kun had only mentioned it, and he had already become like this. Something was off. Sure enough, there was something wrong with them!
"Click..." While the two women each had their own thoughts, Toshiro Hijikata trembled