"I called it a dog head because dogs have thick fur..." Sogo Doma said, pressing his right index finger to his cheek. "And I said it was the wrong description because Mr. Hijikata is about to go bald. Still, before he goes bald, calling it a dog head isn't exactly wrong..." Utaha Kasumigaoka and Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." Stop obsessing over whether he was bald or not. Did he think they hadn't noticed? Sogo was clearly just wearing a bald cap. He himself wasn't bald, so calling someone a dog head was basically an indiscriminate insult that hurt both others and himself...
"Dammit, I'll shave my head right now, okay?" Before they could finish complaining internally, Toshiro Hijikata roared, "If I shave it off, you'll take back that dog-head remark, right?"
"How about you don't rush to shave your head, Mr. Hijikata..." Sogo Doma replied by taking a step back. "While you're not bald yet, why don't you let me chop off your dog head instead? Like this..." As he spoke, he swung his sword again.
Clang! The two blades collided once more. Toshiro Hijikata: "What the hell are you trying to do now?"
"I don't want to apologize twice..." Sogo Doma explained. "If I take your head off while it's still a dog head, then I won't have to apologize to myself. Now that I think about it, Mr. Hijikata, you can go attain Buddhahood in peace..."
"You bastard, Sogo..." Toshiro Hijikata pressed down with his hand, forcing the dagger back. "Who could attain Buddhahood in peace if they died over something like that!?"
"Mr. Hijikata, all you'd lose is your life, while I'd be hurting my self-esteem..." Sogo Doma said as he used the momentum to draw Hijikata behind him. "Isn't giving your life to save someone else's self-esteem