"Why would I want a melon?" Utaha Kasumigaoka was having trouble understanding what Sogo Doma was thinking.
"So you can be a spectator..." Sogo Doma had no choice but to explain. "If that's not enough, I'll get us a couple of Colas and some popcorn later..."
"You think you're watching a movie!?"
"What's so interesting about movies compared to watching the live-action version?" Sogo Doma smiled as he lowered his voice. "A war between girls is usually so hard to come by. Once it starts, heh heh..."
"Sogo..." Utaha Kasumigaoka's voice suddenly turned resentful. Wars between girls were usually hard to come by?
She might have believed it if someone else had said it, but Sogo? Had this guy forgotten how she and Yukinoshita usually traded barbs in the Service Club?
Wait, did that mean whenever she and Yukinoshita argued, Sogo had watched them just like this, only stopping short of serving up cola and popcorn?
"What are you thinking about?" Feeling a trace of chill, Sogo Doma seemed to have guessed something. "You and Yukinoshita are only fierce with your words. If you actually came to blows, it'd be over in an instant..."
"You've actually thought about that?" Utaha Kasumigaoka rolled her eyes and muttered. "Is Yukinoshita's stamina really that bad?"
"Ahem..." Sogo Doma coughed twice before saying, "What I meant was, you and Yukinoshita are both literary girls. You're not suited for fighting. As for whether Yukinoshita is weak..."
"Honestly, when I said it'd be over in an instant, I meant you'd get knocked down by her in an instant. Aikido, you know." Utaha Kasumigaoka: "..." She was extremely unconvinced. So what if Yukinoshita knew aikido?
She... Fine, Sogo was right. She was a literary beauty. Why would cultured people resort to violence?
"So~go~" Even though she understood,