"Ms. Hiratsuka, you're not planning to go on a drinking binge first thing in the morning, are you? Even if you wanted a drink, I couldn't produce one..." The hot-blooded female teacher: "..." Had she really been overthinking things?
"Ah, I was just asking..." Though she still found it somewhat strange, Shizuka Hiratsuka had no evidence in the end, so she merely ruffled her hair and said, "Regular oolong tea will do."
"Regular? How about bottled oolong tea?" Sogo Doma casually opened a refrigerator disguised as a cabinet. "This one's on me. Take care..."
"..." After being practically chased out, Shizuka Hiratsuka's eye twitched before she gritted her teeth. "Got it!" So what exactly had she come here for today?
"Oh, right..." Sogo Doma added, "Ms. Hiratsuka, seeing as I'm being so hospitable today, could you pay a little more attention to Taihei? You know, I sincerely hope you can become my sister-in-law..."
"Heh..." Shizuka Hiratsuka rolled her eyes. "If that were really the case, you wouldn't have brought up that Kaguya Shinomiya..." Before she could finish, a pleasant melody rang out: "Beyond the mountains, beyond the sea, there's a tribe of lying-flat folks. They sit whenever they can instead of standing, sleep whenever they can instead of sitting. They lie around lazily beneath their warm blankets..." Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..." What kind of bizarre ringtone was that?
Just from the lyrics alone, she could tell—this kid Doma was absolutely, absolutely beyond saving! Well, of course the hot-blooded female teacher would not reach such a conclusion based on lyrics alone. The key was that the lyrics matched his lifestyle far too well, didn't they?
Yet while she was endlessly roasting him in her mind, Sogo Doma had already answered the call. "Moshi moshi..." He had only just spoken and had not