Sometimes, Someone You Haven't Seen for Half a Day Can Feel Like Someone You Haven't Seen for Half a Year
Emmm... Fine, setting the record straight was one thing, but people couldn't—at the very least, they shouldn't... As everyone knew, when you ran into someone telling others to be more forgiving, it was best to stay away from them. Otherwise, when lightning struck them, you might get caught in the blast. Though Sogo Doma wasn't afraid of getting struck by lightning, he was afraid of dragging Umaru and the others into it!
Of course, perhaps there was still some room for him to quibble—ptui, stubbornly deny it—ptui, explain himself: "Shinomiya, when I said I'd take them out, I actually meant I'd forgive them. Do you believe me?" Kaguya Shinomiya didn't want to speak, but from her expression, Sogo Doma could read—
"You've got to be fucking kidding me."
"I'm not joking, Shinomiya. God is merciful. He can forgive everything in this world..." Before he could finish, Kaguya Shinomiya countered, "Do you really think you're God? Or does this include the god that comes standard with mental illness? If it's the latter, then..." It had to be said, Kaguya Shinomiya without her lovesick brain was rather difficult to deal with. While she spoke, Sogo Doma detected a trace of eagerness in her emotions. He felt that if he admitted it, she might slap him and then demand that he forgive her...
"No..." Faced with this situation, Sogo Doma could only say, "What I mean is, forgiving them is God's business, and I'll send them before God. So taking them out is for the sake of forgiving them!" Kaguya Shinomiya: "..." It made so much sense that she had no response. Sure enough, compared to this guy, she was incredibly merciful...
"Young Lady, are you all right?" Just as Kaguya Shinomiya was internally complaining without end, Ai Hayasaka, who had followed Sogo