"You people are..." Hachiman Hikigaya looked at the newcomers with a headache. He had hidden himself so well, so why was this popular guy named Sogo Doma still able to come bother him?!
Being disturbed was one thing, but the other guy had even brought along two beautiful girls who looked difficult to deal with yet made him insanely jealous—damn it, was this a display of superiority?
This had to be showing off, right?! Damn it, damn it, was being popular such a big deal? Well, those were just his inner thoughts. In reality, Hachiman Hikigaya remained as timid and submissive as ever.
At this, Sogo Doma could only sigh. "Dead-fish-eyed little bro Hachiman, can't you be a little more generous? As a newly acquired toy—cough, cough, friend—is there a problem with me coming over to say hello?" What the hell was a newly acquired toy?!
He said new toy, didn't he? He definitely did, right? Not only Hachiman Hikigaya, but even Yukinoshita and the others were relentlessly roasting him in their hearts.
"Fine, whatever makes you happy..." He did not want to struggle anymore.
"Is that so?" Seeing how cooperative he was, Sogo Doma was quite satisfied. "How about I tell you something that'll make you happy?"
"What?" Hachiman Hikigaya froze. Something that would make him happy? Was there even anything in this boring world that could make him happy?
"It's just... hiss..." Sogo Doma had just been about to speak when his waist suddenly went weak. Just as he was about to say something, Utaha Kasumigaoka—who had somehow already placed a hand on his waist and pinched him—smiled and said, "Sogo-kun, don't you think it's time we left?" Sogo Doma: "Uh..." It did not hurt when she pinched him, but it tickled!
The observant Hachiman Hikigaya: "..." These