"W-Why would you do something like that? You were just..." Seeing the eager interest written all over Sogo Doma's face, Yui Yuigahama finally broke.
"Good question!" Before she could finish, Sogo Doma cut in. "Because it seemed like it would be fun..."
"F-Fun?"
"Of course. Think about it: if the blonde Lion King, originally at the top of the food chain, suddenly fell to the very bottom, what would she do? By the way, Yuigahama, if Miss Blonde fell to the bottom of the chain, someone like you, who's at the bottom, might get to climb higher..." Hachiman Hikigaya wanted to roll his eyes—wasn't that instigation a little too blatant?
Even an idiot...
"What the hell are you talking about!?" Sure enough, the blonde Miura snapped again. "What food chain? Yuigahama is my friend, not some creature at the bottom of the food chain..." Before Yui Yuigahama could be moved, Sogo Doma interrupted again. "Does Miss Blonde really think so?"
"Of course!"
"I see. Then, Miss Blonde, do you know what Yuigahama's favorite food is? Do you know her hobbies? Do you know..." Miura fell silent. She couldn't answer!
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"This Tobe..." As if he had already guessed the outcome, Sogo Doma turned to someone else without waiting for Miura's reply. "Do you know Hayama's interests and hobbies? Do you know..." These questions were far simpler than the previous ones—so simple that the blond Tobe answered without even thinking. "Obviously..." Hachiman Hikigaya fell silent. How ironic.
Hopeless... While he was internally mocking them, Sogo Doma said, "Stop. It looks like Tobe knows Hayama Sunshine very well. Then do you know what hobbies the other two male classmates, whose names you still haven't even exchanged, have?" Hayato Hayama had initially assumed Sogo Doma was comparing him to Yuigahama. He had even