Watching Shizuka Hiratsuka desperately try to defend herself, Yukino Yukinoshita felt relieved. After all, she understood that age was an untouchable subject for women, especially older women. In the end, all Ms. Hiratsuka wanted was to put on an act. Ahem... let's leave that aside for now and look elsewhere.
"His Evil Excellency, the Great Demon King?" Hachiman Hikigaya's mouth twitched. Weren't people with chuunibyou supposed to cast themselves as champions of justice?
Even if their titles sounded dark, they'd come up with some sort of backstory to redeem themselves!
"Keep it low-key, keep it low-key..." Hachiman Hikigaya: "..." Low-key, my ass! Who was just complaining that he wouldn't call him the Great Demon King?
But before he could complain, Sogo Doma said earnestly, "Actually, I hadn't planned on revealing my identity as the Great Demon King..."
"..." Hachiman Hikigaya froze. Had he guessed wrong? Had this guy actually gotten over his chuunibyou?
Then why...
"If I hadn't been lucky enough to gather here with General Hachiman..." Hachiman Hikigaya: "..."!!
!∑ノ
"Actually, I don't have to be a general!"
"Haha..." Unfortunately, Sogo Doma activated his skill: hearing only what he wanted to hear. "I imagine General Hachiman was so overjoyed to see me that he revealed his identity..." Hachiman Hikigaya: "..." Don't make things up! He hadn't! Damn it, if the other guy hadn't mentioned Lord Mori... Wait, what the hell was Lord Mori?
Don't think about it, don't think about it! While he desperately tried to brainwash himself, Sogo Doma continued, "Since we're both so delighted to meet, why don't we share a drink..." Hachiman Hikigaya: "..." So this guy was still hung up on that?
But what could he do? He could only steel himself and say, "Um, minors aren't allowed to drink..."
"Don't worry, don't worry..." Before