It was only Hikigaya, for crying out loud. How dare he call him a blondie? Ahem... Well, Tobe, the blond who'd already regretted dyeing his hair, regretted it even more. Why had he dyed it blond in the first place?
Before today, he'd thought his hair color was seriously cool. But being called "blondie" every other word...
"That's right!" Just as Tobe was about to dig a hole and crawl into it, Sogo Doma spoke up. "This is the blond Great Demon King and his lackey, General Hachiman. You heard them just now, right? They even mentioned Princess Yuigahama..."
"Bastards!" Though he could barely stand straight, Hachiman Hikigaya was still full of spirit. "You blond demons dare show your faces before me? Brother, wait a moment. I-I'll slay them, hic..." He let out a loud, boozy burp, and only then did Hayama and the others catch the intoxicating smell of liquor. "Doma, did you get Hikigaya drunk?"
"Liquor doesn't make a person drunk; a person gets drunk on his own. If I said General Hachiman got drunk from drinking tea, would you believe me?" Hayato Hayama: "..." Did Doma think he was an idiot?
"If Shizuka Hiratsuka finds out you took the liquor she gave you..."
"Oh, I see..." Before Hayama could finish, Sogo Doma put on a thoughtful expression. "Looks like I'll have to shut you all up, then?" Hayato Hayama: "..."!
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"What are you planning to do?"
"Tsk, tsk..." As soon as he'd spoken, Sogo Doma wagged a finger. "It's not what I want to do. The question is, what does General Hachiman want to do?" At that, Hachiman Hikigaya lifted his head again. "F-For Princess Yuigahama, I, General Hachiman, will personally p-punish the blond Great Demon King!" Hayama and the others: "..." Just how much had