Even though Yui Yuigahama had long known that Sogo Doma had taken the beer Shizuka Hiratsuka brought over, the words "a bunch of drunks" still exceeded her imagination... After all, she had never imagined something like this happening—not even in her wildest fantasies.
Leaving everything else aside, Shizuka Hiratsuka had come here under the pretense of conducting an inspection. And what had happened? She had become one of the drunks?
Was Teemo messing with her? That was, until she saw Hachiman Hikigaya howling at the top of his lungs, declaring with every sentence, "I am General Hachiman! Drink!"
Until she saw Tobe sobbing loudly while clutching his blond hair. "Waaah, if I'd known, why the hell would I have dyed my hair blond?! Shave it off! I'm shaving all this blond hair off!"
Until she saw Hayato Hayama hanging his head and explaining, "I really wasn't the one who made Tobe dye his hair. I didn't bully him—you have to believe me..."
Yui Yuigahama: "..." What the hell was this? If all that was nothing, then Shizuka Hiratsuka's, "Waaah, I'm not even thirty yet, not yet! It's not like I can't get married either! Do you lot look down on me? Damn it, drink! Every last one of you, drink!" Yui Yuigahama: "..." What kind of teacher was this?
Wait, it seemed Shizuka Hiratsuka had been transferred away—then that was fine! But what Yui Yuigahama wanted to run away from most was, "Y-you people better not think about abducting Princess Yuigahama! With General H-Hachiman here, who—who dares act so recklessly!?"
"Little Hachi..." If it had only been that, Yui Yuigahama might actually have fallen for him, but then—"W-where's that blond lackey? C-charge! We'll find Princess Yuigahama together..."
"I'm not a blond lackey!" Tobe cried. Yui Yuigahama: "..." Ahh... this...
"Phew..."