"What? Did Sogo... leave his phone behind?" The voice on the phone sounded confused, with a hint of teasing. "Is little sister-chan holding the phone right now?"
Umaru Doma: ^_^#
"Are you sick or something?" Sogo Doma couldn't take it anymore. He had recognized who it was, but when had she become like this? Was this the power of being an idiot?
"So you were there..." That was right—the caller was Kaguya Shinomiya. "What, after doing this and that to me, are you planning to refuse responsibility?"
Utaha Kasumigaoka: "???"
Umaru Doma: "???"
"Heh..." Fortunately, Sogo Doma reacted quickly. "Miss Shinomiya, don't make it sound like I screwed you over. Go on, tell me what this and that was..."
"You sprayed my entire face with filthy liquid!"
Utaha Kasumigaoka: "!!!"
Umaru Doma: "!!!"
Not just them—even Sogo Doma froze. Was that something she could just say? When had he ever sprayed her face with filthy liquid? At most, he had used cola...
"Miss, how can you say something like that out loud?" Even the little maid on the other end of the line couldn't sit still anymore.
"Wasn't that what you said?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked in confusion. "Mr. Kondo Isao from the Kondo Group also said that after doing such a thing, Sogo had to take responsibility..."
"..." Sogo Doma suddenly wanted to open a zoo—a zoo with one and only one gorilla! Thinking about it carefully, having the Kondo Group get in touch with Kaguya Shinomiya had been a mistake from the start. This young lady already had idiot tendencies, and then the idiots from the Kondo Group got involved...
"That was entirely because that wording made Mr. Kondo Isao misunderstand..." Fortunately, Ai Hayasaka was not an idiot.
"That's why I asked why he misunderstood!"
"..." Ai Hayasaka hesitated.