Knockout tea?
As a theoretically experienced pervert, that was what Utaha Kasumigaoka thought when she heard Sogo Doma invite them to tea, but...
Impossible, impossible!
It wasn't as if Yukino was the only one there. How could Sogo possibly...
Until:
"I told you, I refuse to let you join..." the second young lady said.
"Mm-hm, mm-hm, let's talk over tea..."
"I..."
"Want some snacks?"
It smelled so good!
"Don't think this will make me..." Yukino, munching on a snack, picked up her teacup. It couldn't be helped—after eating too much, she got thirsty easily.
Yukino Yukinoshita had actually refused the snacks. It wasn't as if she would eat just because someone told her to, right? She wasn't some glutton, even if the other party's snacks were delicious...
"Ah..." After one sip of tea, Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't help letting out a sound. "W-what kind of tea is this?"
"Oolong tea!" Sogo Doma beamed.
"O-Oolong tea? Such a strange taste, such a rich tea fragrance..."
"Is it good?"
"N-no, it isn't..."
"Then give it back to me?"
"N-no..."
"Then what about me joining the club?"
"N-not happening..."
"Want a few more cups?"
"Drink!"
Everyone watched, trembling. Even Utaha Kasumigaoka broke out in a cold sweat. "Sogo, Yukino, she..."
"She drank herself silly..." Did they think ninety-proof-plus Oolong tea was a joke? Even if Shizuka Hiratsuka drank it, she'd be out of it!
"That's tea?"
"It's tea!"
"Click..." Utaha Kasumigaoka somehow produced a lighter and flicked it toward the teacup Yukino had just drunk from—
Whoosh!
Blazing flames erupted.
"You call this tea?"
"..." Sogo Doma fell silent. "Where did you get that lighter?"
"From your pocket. That's not the point. The point is, you call a liquid that can catch fire tea?"
"Who told you tea can't catch fire? Yukino, can