"Sogo, did you really think there wasn't enough evidence?" Kotaro Katsura seemed unable to understand.
"Heh heh..." Sogo Doma laughed. "Of course not. Have you ever seen the real Santa Claus? Have you ever seen reindeer carrying him around? Besides, why would Santa Claus use eggs..." as gifts?
"They were hot spring eggs!"
"Aren't hot spring eggs still eggs?"
"That was because I wanted to soak in a hot spring while eating eggs..."
"So did you want to soak in a hot spring, or did you want to eat eggs?"
"For a manly man, eating properly is more important! Only by eating on time can one build a strong body..."
"So you don't want either the hot spring or the eggs?"
"Not at all. Cleansing one's body and soul is also of utmost importance for a manly man..."
"After all that, you just didn't get the gift you wanted, did you?"
"..." After freezing for a moment, Kotaro Katsura turned his face away. "Tch. If I hadn't been fantasizing about how the maids would use magic to make omurice..."
"You can even connect that to a maid café?"
"Soaking in a hot spring alone is lonely!" Kotaro Katsura said, as if explaining himself.
Sogo Doma seemed to instantly understand what the other man had been fantasizing about. "..."
"If I could soak in a hot spring with the maids..." Sure enough, Kotaro Katsura continued, "wouldn't that be wonderful?"
However, that wasn't to say Kotaro Katsura had any filthy thoughts. Sogo Doma felt it was more like: "Do you want to experience what it feels like to be a father?"
"..." After being silent for a while, Kotaro Katsura finally couldn't help saying, "W-why do you know..."
"Maybe because I understand how Cao Cao thinks..." Sogo Doma said, stroking his chin.