"Umaru, y-you actually didn't join a club because you wanted to take care of your 'useless' Onii-chan?"
"That's right..." Watching her Onii-chan call himself useless while wearing a very kind smile, Umaru not only didn't back down, she even spoke with complete confidence. "Umaru works very hard every day, you know."
Sogo Doma: (#^_^)
"So Umaru has it so hard, huh? I wonder what exactly is so hard about it..." He wanted to see just how much integrity this little dumpling of his still had!
"Umm..." In response, Umaru merely placed a finger to her lips as if she were recalling something. After a long while, she actually said, "Like having to play games with Onii-chan every day, and helping Onii-chan taste-test food..."
"Is that so?" Even though she was lying through her teeth, Sogo Doma's smile did not diminish. "So playing games feels like hard work to Umaru? Then let's ban games in this house from now on..."
Utaha Kasumigaoka: (￢_￢)
How was Umaru supposed to respond to that?
Umaru felt there was nothing to say. She simply launched a Facehugger Attack: "Onii-chan, I'm not afraid of hard work anymore!!!"
"Mm..." From then on, Sogo Doma could only despair once more at his little sister's lack of integrity. Unfortunately, with his face trapped... no, face-stuck in a predicament, he could not speak at all. He could only struggle desperately, but Facehugger Attack was Umaru's ultimate anti-brother technique. How could it possibly let him break free so easily? After struggling in vain, he had no choice but to raise a cardboard sign and ask Utaha Kasumigaoka for help...
Yet what disappointed him happened. Faced with the plea for help he had raised with all his strength, Utaha Kasumigaoka actually said, "No saving you. Just wait for death!"
Fortunately, Umaru only