Don't try to understand how weirdos think, because once you understood them, you became a weirdo too. That was why Sogo Doma had never tried to understand what Kotaro Katsura was thinking—especially when the other man burst out laughing with a "Pfft" before he could even finish his three-part denial.
He really was impossible to understand!
Unfortunately, Kaguya Shinomiya did not share that awareness, so she asked curiously, "What is Ms. Keiko laughing about?"
Seeing that someone had noticed, Kotaro Katsura—whose smile was impossible to hide—put on an affectedly reserved manner. He first raised a fist to his mouth. "Ahem, ahem..."
"Laugh? What laugh? I wasn't laughing."
Kaguya Shinomiya: "???"
Then what had she just seen?
Just as she was complaining inwardly, Kotaro Katsura added, "Ahem. How could I possibly laugh just because I beat Sogo in something so trivial?"
Kaguya Shinomiya: "..."
That was all? Wait, what had they even competed over?
"What did you beat me at?" Even Sogo Doma was utterly baffled.
"Pfft..." Before the words had even faded, Kotaro Katsura could not help laughing again. "Sogo, I wouldn't laugh at you even if you couldn't see through my gender barrier..."
Kaguya Shinomiya: "..."
What on earth was this guy talking about?
Sogo Doma: -_-
As expected, he should never try to understand Katsura Kotaro.
Meanwhile, Kotaro Katsura continued, "By the way, even children can see through it..."
Sogo Doma: "..."
Heh, so what if children could see through it? They were just children...
Wait, wasn't something wrong here?
!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
"Katsura Kotaro, from the sound of it, don't tell me you talked some family's kid into becoming a New Human?" Should he report this to the police, or sit back and enjoy the show?
"Not Katsura Kotaro, Katsura! What do you mean, talked her into it? Rumi