As the saying went, it took a villain to deal with a villain. Though Sogo Doma did not exactly count as a villain—probably—he was no good person either. Thus, when dealing with a boss who looked fierce, he seemed perfectly at ease. Perhaps this was what they called being professionally suited for the job?
"Even worse, not only did you falsely accuse me of hitting you with a watermelon, you ruined my watermelon like this. How am I supposed to eat it now..." As a devoted melon-eater, the melon was naturally what mattered most. "My poor watermelon... Who would have thought that, at such a young age, before it could even dedicate its life to me, it would suffer such a calamity..."
Masuzu Natsukawa: "..."
Was it seriously supposed to dedicate its life to him?
The boys who had originally surrounded her: "..."
Was there something wrong with this guy's head?
But before they could say anything, the fierce boss whose head really had been hit could not help saying, "Bastard, your watermelon clearly hit me in the head..."
"Do you think my watermelon is an idiot?"
Masuzu Natsukawa and the boys surrounding her: "???"
Watermelons could be smart or dumb?
"What do you mean?" Not to mention them—even the furious-looking boss was stunned by the question.
"Look what happened to my watermelon, then look at your head. Other than some watermelon juice and a cut, is there anything else wrong with it? My watermelon would have to be stupid to sacrifice its life by crashing into that head of yours..." Sogo Doma explained with impeccable logic.
Masuzu Natsukawa: "..."
So it was not just watermelon juice—his head was cut too?
The boys: !!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
The boss was injured?
"I'm bleeding?" The fierce boss was dumbfounded too. "You actually made me