"Just thinking about how Hamjiro and Ham Saburo are about to have babies..." Seeing Utaha Kasumigaoka's unwillingness to accept defeat, Sogo Doma continued to twist the knife. "And those tiny little babies all huddled together, squirming around—it'd be just like the balls you two keep hitting back and forth. I can't help it, I can't help wanting to see them. I can't help smiling like a doting mother..."
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It had to be said: most baby animals could satisfy humanity's appetite for cuteness. As for why it was "most," well, because there were bugs... Ahem, that was beside the point. In any case, after hearing Sogo Doma's description, Utaha Kasumigaoka and the others were indeed intrigued. Not everyone liked hamsters, but baby hamsters? Squee. They wanted to see them!
Wait, were they really that easy to fool?
"Sogo..." Utaha Kasumigaoka had spotted the catch. "You actually meant that Eriri's and my balls are just like baby hamsters—slow and clumsy, right?"
Eriri Sawamura: !!!∑(?Д?No)No
What? Was that really what that bastard Sogo meant?
"How could that be..." Though she was right, there was no way Sogo Doma would admit it. "What I meant was..."
"Don't even try..." Before he could finish, Utaha Kasumigaoka cut in. "Hamjiro and Ham Saburo are both female hamsters. Are they going to have babies by headbutting each other?"
Yukino Yukinoshita, Eriri Sawamura: "..."
"Huh?"
"Sogo..." One look at his face told Utaha Kasumigaoka she'd guessed right. With a faintly amused smile, she asked, "What do you have to say for yourself now?"
"Ummm..." Sogo Doma pondered for a moment, then raised his index finger. "Utaha, your technique is bad, but you're funny..."
At that, Eriri Sawamura and Utaha Kasumigaoka smiled—though their smiles were terrifying. (#^_^)
"So you're saying you're really good at table tennis, Sogo?"
"Ah,