"???"
Honestly, Sogo Doma was a little panicked right now—when you told someone, "You're sick," the normal response was for them to slap you or retort, "You're the one who's sick!" On the other hand, if they said, "She really is sick...," then there had to be a huge problem!
"S-sick, huh..." Fortunately, Sogo Doma had seen his share of storms. Faced with such an abnormal situation, he remained completely calm (probably). "If you're sick, then get some proper rest..."
"Saying 'get some proper rest' is such a straight-guy thing to say!" Unfortunately, he was dealing with Utaha Kasumigaoka.
"A straight-guy thing?"
"That's right..." Utaha Kasumigaoka said. "Sogo-kun, what you should be asking right now is what kind of illness I have..."
"Lovesickness?" Sogo Doma tried to regain the initiative.
"That's right..." Utaha Kasumigaoka nodded. "Sogo-kun, my illness has already reached a terminal stage. What are you going to do?"
"I..."
"Right..." Before Sogo Doma could speak, Utaha Kasumigaoka continued, "Umaru said some merchandise for a new game was being released over in Ikebukuro, and you had to draw something to get it..."
"So..." Hearing that, Sogo Doma broke into a cold sweat. "Umaru and Mashiro went out?"
"That's right..." Utaha Kasumigaoka nodded again. "Sogo-kun, there are only the two of us at home now..."
Sogo Doma: "???"
Hey, hey, hey, what was that supposed to mean? Was she trying to seduce him or something? Just say it already! It wasn't like he was some upright gentleman...%
"Sogo-kun..." Just as someone was furiously griping to himself, Utaha Kasumigaoka moved her foot closer and said, "Are my legs pretty?"
"..." Was this really a question of whether they were pretty or not? Sogo Doma considered himself a noble man. He wouldn't be so easily seduced!
"If you compare them to Yukinoshita's..."