Do you know what it means to be a normie?
Just as Hachiman Hikigaya feared, Umaru Doma radiated the kind of normie energy that could draw even a shut-in like him in and make him want to get closer. In just a few days, this little dumpling had even won over Yukino Yukinoshita, the girl known as the "Ice Queen"...
But everything had two sides. In Yukino's case, perhaps it was more accurate to say that the little dumpling had been the one won over?
Take this moment, for example. Most people would stand by their friends, right or wrong, but Umaru had actually stepped in to defend Yukino. Where did that leave Sogo Doma?
"Ha ha..." Of course, he wasn't the sort of guy to give up so easily. "You fool... Ahem, Umaru, have you never heard the saying, 'A day apart feels like three autumns'? By that measure, when you count it up, Yukino and I—"
Yukino Yukinoshita: (#^_^)
He did it on purpose. That bastard absolutely did it on purpose.
"I... can't be bothered with you!" Well, after trading barbs with Sogo Doma so many times, the only time she'd ever gotten the upper hand was when she suspected that he was up to no good with Mashiro and the others. Back then, she could ignore anything he said.
Still, even though it had looked like she'd won, the moment she got home, she'd wanted to rip her pillow to shreds. If her reason hadn't reminded her that Sogo Doma was Sogo Doma, and a pillow was a pillow—an innocent pillow—she might have gone through several in a single day. That bastard was just too infuriating!
"Wait..." Take this moment, for example. The second young lady thought she'd already given in, but Sogo Doma spoke up again.