Why Are People Who Love a Good Laugh Always Suspected? Because They Love Loudly Conspiring!

Heard... heard it?

They had actually heard his inner thoughts? And everyone had heard them...

Sogo Doma pondered it in secret. Was that even possible? Or rather, had he made it that obvious?

Impossible! This was definitely slander, a false accusation...

Sure, as someone who loved a good laugh, Sogo Doma was either looking for entertainment, watching entertainment, or even turning himself into entertainment—but he wouldn't expose something like that, would he?

So it was absolutely impossible! The only thing...

The one thing Sogo Doma couldn't understand was why everyone knew what he had been thinking.

"You even said you wanted Rumi to smash Teacher Hiratsuka's head in..." See? They had seen right through him again.

Could Sogo Doma admit to that? Absolutely not. "Hahaha, you're joking again. Rumi was just getting utterly crushed by that old woman Hiratsuka... I mean, Teacher Hiratsuka. How could I possibly..."

"You said you could come up with a plan that would let Rumi get revenge while also giving you something to laugh at..."

"..." Enough already. Did every single one of these people know Mind Reading or something?

"Onii-chan..." Seeing Sogo Doma remain silent, Umaru Doma rolled her eyes again. "If you hadn't gotten so excited..." He had gotten so excited that he had loudly conspired. How were they supposed to pretend they hadn't heard him?

"Ah, well..." Sogo Doma gave up thinking.

"So we unanimously decided..." Utaha Kasumigaoka announced the verdict. "For Teacher Hiratsuka's safety, Sogo-kun, you are forbidden from coming into contact with anyone besides us during this forest training camp..."

"Huh?" Having given up thinking, Sogo Doma snapped back to his senses. "For Shizuka Hiratsuka, that old wom— I mean, Teacher Hiratsuka? You've got to be kidding, right?"

Since when had Shizuka Hiratsuka, that old woman, become so popular?

"Actually..."