"Onii-chan, you haven't watched a movie with Umaru in a long time." Looking at Sogo Doma's rather displeased expression, Hamster Umaru hurriedly lowered her head, tracing circles on the floor with her finger as she spoke softly.
Sogo Doma: -_-!
That was true. Since moving out, he really hadn't properly watched a movie with Umaru. This girl was probably lonely, wasn't she? Fine, he would keep her company today.
Detective Conan was playing.
"Onii-chan, if you were the one who took APTX-4869, Umaru would definitely recognize you at a glance!" Watching the detective repeatedly expose himself without anyone seeing through him, Hamster Umaru confidently guaranteed.
Sogo Doma glanced at Umaru Doma, who had shrunk to around forty centimeters tall: ヾ(ゞ)
He realized something.
"Umaru, you actually took it before, didn't you...?"
"Hm? What do you mean, Onii-chan?" Hamster Umaru looked up in confusion.
"The perfect APTX-4869. Umaru, you definitely took it, right? Otherwise, how do you explain your..." Sogo Doma said, stroking his chin.
Before he could finish, Hamster Umaru puffed out her cheeks.
"Onii-chan, that's so rude. A drug like APTX-4869 is completely unscientific, just a product of fantasy. Umaru's lazy form evolved on its own..."
"That's even less scientific, okay? How exactly would humans have to evolve to evolve themselves into being smaller?" Sogo Doma cut in.
Hamster Umaru: (⊙⊙)
Sogo Doma continued pondering.
"Maybe you have to be lazy all day..."
"Drink cola in big gulps..."
"Stay home whenever possible..."
"Onii-chan!" Hamster Umaru turned her head away. "What? Umaru isn't like that at all..."
Sogo Doma: (￢_￢)
What a girl with no self-awareness.
Hamster Umaru understood the meaning in Sogo Doma's eyes: -_----
"Actually, Umaru only fits a tiny little bit of that..."
Sogo Doma: →_→
At least speak louder when you say that!
"Wait, Onii-chan