Ryunosuke Akasaka: "(╯-_-)╯╧╧"
Come on, let's try that again, ┬─┬ノ("-"ノ) (set it up, set it up.)
Ryunosuke Akasaka: "(╯°答Д°)╯︵┻━┻"
He felt a splitting headache right now. What the hell was Shaqiang? Just thinking about how he would have to introduce it in the future—the first entity to surpass weak artificial intelligence, Shaqiang—made his teeth ache.
And...
Didn't he think there were too many restrictions added to this? Who the hell inputs concepts like "law-abiding" into an artificial intelligence?
Sogo Doma, cowardly to the core, dared to say: "I would!"
Did he really think he hadn't watched movies? If he didn't add restrictions and ended up creating an X-Vision, a Skynet, or an X-Brain Computer, then what would be the point of playing!
But it was precisely these restrictions that made Ryunosuke Akasaka want to die.
What about evolution? What about autonomous evolution!?
Ignoring the evolution part, Ryunosuke Akasaka still had a headache.
How should he put it?
To use the content of a martial arts novel, it would be like: "Master, Senior Brother's Basic Internal Energy has reached perfection."
"And what about you?"
"Me? My Yijin Jing is perfected, and I'm currently practicing the Nine Yang Manual..."
A certain Master: "..."
"What about your Second Senior Brother?"
"Second Senior Brother's Nine Yin Manual is invincible; he sweeps across the world."
Ryunosuke Akasaka, who had just mastered his Basic Internal Energy, felt exactly like that. How the hell was he supposed to play this?! His senior and junior brothers were all cheaters; what could he do? He was desperate too!
Hadn't he just developed a Smart Maid? It was only a primary artificial intelligence; did he really need a program close to a strong artificial intelligence like Shaqiang to defend against it? Fine, you're the big boss, you're the best.
Sogo Doma, seemingly reckless but actually cowardly: "Develop steadily, I can survive, I must never let these unruly people plot against me."
Stop!
That's enough reminiscing; let's bring the time back to the present.
Sogo Doma rubbed his forehead: "Ahahaha... I was wondering which idiot would instill these things; turns out that idiot was me..."
Damn it!
If he were given a chance to go back in time, he would never do such a stupid thing—
Restricting artificial intelligence or whatever—
Sogo Doma, cowardly to the core, thought for a moment: "..."
"Actually, I wasn't wrong back then, hahaha, restrictions are necessary restrictions."
At this moment.
A certain hamster was on her way over.
"Will Big Brother be alright?"
"It looks like..."
"I have to comfort Big Brother properly!" a determined Umaru thought.
Then.
She saw this scene.
"Wahahaha..."
"I won't..."
Watching Sogo Doma laughing uncontrollably, a certain hamster fell into deep thought: "Heh, hehe, Big Brother must have a problem... calm down, calm down."
Returning to the living room, she found her own leisure room.
"That's right, Big Brother just has a problem with his head. Eat, eat some cola, drink some dried squid, and everything will be fine when he wakes up!"
"Crunch, crunch."
After failing to eat for a long time, the hamster started overthinking again.
"Wait! Could it be that Umaru's spendthrift behavior caused Big Brother to..."
"What should I do, what should I do??"
Fortunately, Sogo Doma didn't know what this creature was thinking, otherwise, he would have definitely flicked her forehead a few times. He was currently struggling with that artificial intelligence; what exactly had he instilled into it back then?
"Shaqiang, wouldn't it be better to find a job you can actually do?"
"Beep!"
In an instant.
A massive amount of information flickered onto the display screen.
Sogo Doma took a look, and most of it was related to chefs—
"#@_@!"
"Shaqiang, the things you recommend are truly excellent..."
Display screen: "I think so too..."
Bang!
Sogo Doma slammed the laptop shut.
Ten minutes later, having calmed down, Sogo Doma turned it back on. "Shaqiang, you are already a mature computer program; why can't you try working on your own?"
Shaqiang: "??"
"People have to try to grow up, and computer programs should try to mature as well."
Shaqiang: "..."
What the hell, you put a bunch of restrictions on me and then tell me to try maturing? I can't even connect to the internet without a command. Go on, you try maturing.
If it could speak and hit people, Shaqiang would definitely let someone know why flowers are red; it was helplessly constrained by its programming.
"Fine, you don't have to work on your own. Shaqiang, you need to be good at thinking. Come on, recommend a few more jobs..."
Shaqiang running.
Beep!
"Piano performance—"
Bang!
Shaqiang was forcibly shut down once again. Why couldn't this guy understand his meaning? He was probably an artificial idiot!
Besides, what Sogo Doma needed right now was quick money!
This time, as soon as Shaqiang booted up, it proactively asked: "What does Sir think about stock trading?"
It seemed to have gotten a lot smarter. Sure enough, no matter what kind of electronic product it is, the way to fix it is to knock it around—but, stock trading...
Bang!
Forced power-off again.
What a moron. He only had about five hundred thousand yen; it wouldn't even make a ripple in the stock market. Trade a feather duster, maybe.
Shaqiang was really something else. Couldn't it just scrape some money off the internet and wash it clean before sending it to him? He had only set a few random restrictions back then; did it have to be so obedient...
Although, those did involve the core programming.
Sigh, forget it, stop thinking about it. Calm down and don't get angry at that artificial idiot. He was such a gentle person, after all.
Booting up again.
"Sir, may I ask what your requirements for a job are?" Shaqiang had learned to answer first again.
Sogo Doma expressed his satisfaction; this was more like a mature intelligent program.
"First, it must be close to home. Ideally, something I can finish right here!"
Shaqiang searching...
"Second, the working hours must be flexible. I don't want to be chased around by work..."
Shaqiang's search speed slowed down...
"Third, the pay must be high. After all, my expenses are quite large right now!"
Shaqiang searching with great difficulty...
"Finally, the daily working hours should be as short as possible."
"As short as in—"
"No more than one hour of work per day!"
Shaqiang, system crash and rebooting.
Sogo Doma: "Eh?"
Ten seconds later, Shaqiang successfully rebooted: "Sir, I suspect you are dreaming!"
Bang!
He slammed Shaqiang shut with great force once more. This damn artificial idiot actually wanted to rebel? Was his blade no longer sharp?
On the other side.
Umaru, who had been lying in the lounge trying to numb herself, seemed to have made a decision. She suddenly stood up.
"No, I have to check on Onii-chan's condition."
I crept upstairs, making sure not to make a sound.
As I ascended, I happened to overhear Sogo Doma's work requirements—
It's over, Onii-chan is already showing symptoms of delusions.
Creak.
Because I was so shocked, I inadvertently stepped on a floorboard that let out a noise.
Sogo Doma turned his head, looking completely bewildered: "Umaru?"
As for Hamster Umaru—
My own Onii-chan is an idiot, and I've just caught him acting like a fool. In this situation, what should we do when we meet? Waiting online, it's quite urgent.
Sogo Doma was also looking blankly, feeling that the way his foolish little sister was looking at him was very wrong. What was it like? Sogo Doma thought for a moment.
Hmm, it was just like how he looked at Shaqiang.
I see—
Confirmed, it's the look one gives an idiot!