As the saying went, when weighing two evils, choose the lesser one. After a brief explanation...
Sagaru Yamazaki: "..."
Genji Ono: "..."
So it wasn't that the vice commander and Gorilla, Boss Kondo, were having an affair. Rather, Gorilla, Boss Kondo, had gone into heat and wanted to fall in love. It was just romance, right? Wait, romance!?
Sagaru Yamazaki, Ono: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ
N-No way... Gorilla, Boss Kondo, wanted to fall in love? Which female gorilla had he taken a liking to?
"Yamazaki, Ono, do you two have to be that shocked? No matter what, Boss Kondo is at marriageable age now. Hah..." Toshiro Hijikata took a drag from his cigarette before continuing, "I knew you'd react like this, which was exactly why I didn't want to tell you about it..."
"Hijikata!" Before Hijikata could finish, Isao Kondo patted him on the shoulder. "So you'd been keeping this a secret. No wonder..."
Hijikata froze. "No wonder what?"
"No wonder that whenever I read materials like How to Court Girls, 100 Tricks for Romance, How Married Couples Should Get Along, Things to Watch Out for When Raising Children, and How to View Teenage Rebellion in the Kondo Group, no one ever asked whether I needed anything explained." Seemingly recalling something, tears welled up in Isao Kondo's eyes.
Toshiro Hijikata: #^_^
Gorilla, Boss Kondo, you were doing that kind of thing in the group too!? Toshiro Hijikata, who'd hoped to protect your image, was a complete idiot! And besides...
"Are you taking things way too smoothly? Why are there even guides on married life and raising children!?"
"Hijikata! I believe that nothing can stop the feelings between Miss Tae and me. So while looking at the present, I'm also working hard for the future!" Isao Kondo declared with a face full of determination.