"Um, actually, Captain Yamazaki and I only came out looking for the restroom because we'd consumed too much alcohol."
Isao Kondo: "..."
"Also, Captain Sougo arranged a lot of well-behaved hostess girls..."
"Y-Yeah, Captain Yamazaki, I thought you and that Mizuki-chan really hit it off..."
"Ono, you've got your eye on Yuriko next to Mizuki-chan, don't you?"
"Captain Yamazaki, that's a misunderstanding..."
Watching the two chat so happily.
Toshiro Hijikata: Angry! (flips table)
Was that bastard Sougo serious? Why did it feel like these squad members were getting treated better than he was? Over here, he'd been worrying himself sick over the Kondo Group and Boss Kondo, while over there, the squad members were drinking and partying? Annoying. So damn annoying!!!
Isao Kondo: -_----
W-W-Well-behaved hostess girls? Was "well-behaved" even something you could say about hostess girls? Wait! Why was it that he couldn't even catch a glimpse of Miss Otae, while the squad members were discussing which girl was prettier?
They were showing off, weren't they? They were absolutely showing off to him, weren't they?
Damn it!
If that was how it was, then they couldn't blame him. Isao Kondo was already in hell, so there was no way these bastards were flying off to heaven!
"Yamazaki, Ono, can I join your gathering?" Kondo, the man who would drag everything into the abyss, Isao!
Toshiro Hijikata: !!! (shocked)
Ape Boss Kondo, what were you trying to do now? He was already racking his brain over how to make Yamazaki and Ono shut up in public, so could you please stop jumping in and making things worse?
"Huh?" While Hijikata was getting a headache, Yamazaki and Ono were equally bewildered. "Um, Ape Boss Kondo, weren't you usually not interested in this kind of thing?"
"It wouldn't hurt to try joining