"Captain..." Sogo Doma watched Yamazaki's rueful grin, lost in his own thoughts, then said regretfully, "Gorilla, Kondo Isao really is hard to figure out..."
"Because he's a gorilla!"
Sagaru Yamazaki: "..."
Captain Sougo's words sometimes sounded absurd, yet somehow made perfect sense!
"Actually, after Ono and I found out about Gorilla—about Kondo Isao and Miss Tae—we started thinking about how we could help Kondo Isao feel better..."
"Ah..." Sogo Doma sighed when he heard that. "Should I say you're worrying over nothing? That gorilla isn't the kind of guy who'd give up or get depressed so easily."
"Captain, I know that now. It just came at a terrible cost." Sagaru Yamazaki looked utterly dejected.
"Honestly, you'll get used to it..." Sogo Doma tried to comfort him.
"No, there's just one thing I can't understand. Why did Kondo Isao, after I suggested we play strip rock-paper-scissors..."
Sogo Doma: (￢_￢)
He'd stressed over and over that humans absolutely shouldn't try to fathom a gorilla's thought process unless they became gorillas themselves. Why wouldn't these guys listen?
"The hostesses had already agreed, albeit reluctantly!" A ferocious expression crept across Sagaru Yamazaki's face, his features twisting dramatically. "But just as everyone was getting fired up and excited..."
Sogo Doma: (￢_￢)
If this were the Celestial Empire, he'd ask which hostess they'd hired.
"K-Kondo Isao suddenly said something like, 'A bar is a battlefield. The women can wait on the sidelines! This is the men's time to celebrate!'"
Sogo Doma: (￢_￢)
What a gorilla. He'd managed to offend both men and women in an instant. Saying women should wait on the sidelines was something only a hopelessly clueless man—or maybe a gorilla—would say...
Just as Sogo Doma had expected, Sagaru Yamazaki's expression turned gloomy again.
"After Gorilla—I mean, Kondo Isao—said that, the situation got out