"Yamazaki, people who are too arrogant usually don't live long..."
"Captain, you're the least qualified person to say that!"
"Well..." Sogo Doma said with a smile, waving his hand. "I've always believed in keeping a low profile. Right, Gorilla Keeper?"
As he spoke, he turned his gaze toward the corner where Isao Kondo was.
"Indeed, Sogo may seem wild when he does things, but when it comes to carrying himself, he's truly incredibly low-key." Isao Kondo, who had "passed out" in the corner, sat up cross-legged as well.
Sagaru Yamazaki: flails helplessly
I-It's over!
"G-Gorilla, cough cough, Kondo Isao, when did you wake up?"
"I woke up when you 'passed out drunk.'" After rolling his somewhat sore arms, Isao Kondo pointed at his collar. "Um, could someone explain what this is?"
Sagaru Yamazaki lowered his head and glanced at Sogo Doma: (￢_￢)
"Gorilla Keeper, this is actually an accessory I personally gave you. It looks like it suits you quite well..."
Sagaru Yamazaki: flails helplessly
The captain really dared to lie through his teeth. There was no way Kondo Isao would accept an excuse like that...
"Sogo," Isao Kondo said, sitting cross-legged with his arms folded and an utterly serious expression. "You..."
Sagaru Yamazaki: →_→
Kondo Isao looked angry. I told you there was no way he'd accept that excuse!
"So you've finally started treating me the way you treat Fourteen? Will you be giving me gifts in private too? Fourteen gets celebratory gifts from you every now and then—things like [TFQS] cakes, [TFQS] motorcycles..." Tears of excitement streamed down Isao Kondo's face.
Sagaru Yamazaki: !!! jaw drops
G-Gorilla—Kondo Isao believed him! Has his intelligence regressed to that of an actual gorilla? Captain, you're ruthless, even deceiving gorillas.
"Ugh..." While Yamazaki was still wavering in disbelief, Sogo Doma had already