Awkwardness couldn't stop time...
"When little sister said she'd run into the legendary evil organization White Pants making a deal, I arrived..." Mashiro Shiina answered honestly, while Hamster Umaru wore a look of despairing blankness.
That blunt truth left Umaru Doma utterly speechless: "..."
It's over, it's over!? Not only am I a useless shut-in, now I have to add chuunibyou to the list too. Heh, hehe... God, can't time really be turned back?
Sogo Doma: (￢_￢)
My foolish imouto, who told you to make up nonsense so dramatically all day long? Now you know how to panic, huh? For something like this, it really has to be me!
"Umaru, don't panic just yet..."
"Onii-chan..." Like a voice from her savior, Umaru Doma turned her gaze toward Sogo Doma. That's right, Onii-chan wouldn't just stand by and do nothing. But what was Onii-chan going to do?
"Let me go look for a time machine first. Umaru, where's that blue fat cat that often comes to our house? It must have a passage to a time machine on it..." Watching Umaru scare herself silly, Sogo Doma suddenly realized that this might be good for his imouto's growth. So, finding an excuse, he tried to retreat to the living room.
"Onii-chan~!" Feeling deeply offended, Hamster Umaru transformed into ghost mode and leaped onto Sogo Doma's shoulder. Like a resentful spirit possessing someone, she nagged into his ear, "You just want to run away, don't you? Since Onii-chan can't find a solution, you want to leave Umaru behind..."
Sogo Doma: "..."
You useless imouto, use that move on Mashiro instead! This kind of torture, like demonic sounds drilling into one's ears, could absolutely make someone physically lose their mind!
Just as he lamented how his imouto bullied the weak and feared the strong,