Why had they never figured out that a problem solvable with just two phones could be handled that way? It wasn't as if Kaguya Shinomiya couldn't afford one. Forget two phones—being the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya Family, even if Kaguya Shinomiya used two hundred or two thousand of them, cough, cough...
Of course, carrying that many phones around would probably get her mistaken for a phone salesperson...
Having thought it through, the mistress and servant both found themselves questioning their lives a little.
Ai Hayasaka: -_----
If I'd persuaded her by talking about games and looking things up, Lady Kaguya probably wouldn't have refused to use another phone, right? Am I an idiot!?
Kaguya Shinomiya: -_----
It feels like someone just ground my IQ into the floor. I'm Kaguya Shinomiya! How could anyone grind me into the floor...
"Tut, tut, Sogo Doma. Do you think I insisted on using just one phone that should have been obsolete long ago for no reason? It's because of the distinguished blood flowing through my veins~! The spirit of a noble family means inheriting virtues such as unwavering loyalty, frugality, and cherishing the old... Those are qualities nouveau riche like you could never possess..."
Ai Hayasaka's lips twitched. "..."
It was over. To save face, the young lady had started spouting nonsense. What would she do if he exposed her!?
"Um? Is that so? But Lady Shinomiya, as I recall, the Shinomiya Family's code of conduct doesn't say anything like that..." Sogo Doma cut straight to the truth.
Ai Hayasaka: o(╥﹏╥)o
H-he exposed her! L-Lady Kaguya...
Ai Hayasaka slowly turned her gaze toward Kaguya Shinomiya.
The person who was supposedly aloof but was actually a total goofball had completely petrified.
"Would you like me to translate the Shinomiya Family's code of conduct for