Yamagami: "@_@"
Speechless—no, this was no longer a matter of whether he knew them or not. Was there really anyone who didn't know figures of that national caliber? Even relics from the Showa era...
Wait! Just what did Teacher Gyojin take him for?
Forcing down his anger, Yamashita said, "Teacher Gyojin means that because you saved Nobita Nobi, they invited you to explore the unknown with them?"
"Nah, how could that be..." Sogo Doma refuted him in an utterly certain tone. "I only found out afterward that the bespectacled kid fell over because he was peeping, so I beat him up and snatched that blue fatso away!"
Yamagami: "..."
Don't sound so certain! If Nobita Nobi and Doraemon weren't anime characters, he might actually have fucking believed it!
Yamagami said, "Then please have Teacher Gyojin open a Anywhere Door and come to the venue."
Sogo Doma: "What Anywhere Door?"
"Heh heh..." Yamagami sneered. "Doesn't Teacher Gyojin have that blue fatso with him? Just use the Anywhere Door on its body to get here."
"Huh?" Sogo Doma spoke as though he hadn't understood. "So there's something that convenient? But that blue fatso isn't with me. It looked pretty weak, but it didn't hold back when it fought. It pointed something like a cannon at me, yelled 'Bang,' and sent me flying."
Yamagami: "..."
"I'm still in the sky right now. If I go another seventy kilometers per hour faster, I think I'll be able to travel through time."
At last, Yamagami exploded. "Teacher Gyojin, could you please stop telling such childish lies?"
"Huh, you saw through it?"
"Teacher Gyojin, how exactly did you think a lie like that wouldn't be exposed?" Yamagami felt his blood pressure shooting through the roof.
"But last time, when I said that cats always land on