"Thank heavens..." Sogo Doma smiled with narrowed eyes. "I thought I'd have to wait a while before getting revenge on Kaguya Shinomiya. Who knew fate would deliver President Shirogane right to me? I just wonder—if something happens to you, will that Shinomiya girl be sad?"
"W-Wait, what are you planning to do? This is school..." Miyuki Shirogane was starting to panic. "Besides, even if something happened to me, why would Shinomiya be sad?"
"As long as there's even a one-in-ten-thousand chance of making that Shinomiya girl suffer, it's worth doing!" Sogo Doma said, willful and unreasonable. "Although President Shirogane, you're merely one of Shinomiya's admirers, my investigation shows that you and Shinomiya have spent a long time together in the student council. As the saying goes, after enough time, you'll grow attached even to a dog...
Just look at your Secretary Fujiwara—doesn't she treat dogs well too? So if something happened to you, no matter how cold-hearted Shinomiya is, she'd definitely be upset, right?"
Miyuki Shirogane: -_-!
That sounded so reasonable—my ass! Why was he comparing the bond between him and Shinomiya to raising a dog?! No, this wasn't the time to think about that. More importantly:
What exactly had Shinomiya done to this guy? As long as there was a one-in-ten-thousand chance of making her suffer, it was worth doing? Was that really how a normal person thought? Had this guy gone insane from hating Shinomiya too much? The question was, how was he supposed to deal with this lunatic? Anyway, calm down, don't panic, Shirogane. You can do this!
"Ha, haha..." After his brain went into overdrive, Miyuki Shirogane suddenly laughed.
"President Shirogane, what's so funny? Or are you planning to talk me down?" However, the worldly Sogo Doma remained unruffled in any situation.
"..." Miyuki Shirogane's mouth