"Cough, cough..." Sogo Doma dry-coughed twice, cutting off his useless little sister's bizarre description before picking up the thread. "So, what does big brother need to do, Umaru?"
"Hehe..." Hamster Umaru crossed her arms and smiled confidently. "Big brother, the dietary remedy Umaru picked this time! Ta-da-da-daa..."
As she spoke, the little dumpling pulled a GG flyer from her hamster cape and pointed at the advertisement. "Big brother, look, it's this..."
Sogo Doma glanced at the food advertisement Umaru was pointing at. "Umaru wants ramen today?" Just for a bite to eat, this useless little sister had said all that nonsense? Even brought up blazing flames...
Before he could finish complaining in his head, Hamster Umaru shook her head. "Big brother, it's not Umaru who needs to eat it. Big brother needs to go eat at the shop..."
"Hm?" Did this useless little sister know what she was saying? He was a member of the Totsuki Elite Ten, even if he was a former Elite Ten. With his Cooking skills, did he really need to make a special trip to some shop? With that thought, Sogo Doma looked at the ramen's slogan:
[Arctic Ramen: ramen so spicy it'll make you sweat like rain even at the North Pole. Customers who finish the entire bowl within fifteen minutes will receive a full refund and a free gift. We look forward to your visit.]
"Big brother, it's free! A full refund!" Hamster Umaru tried to persuade Sogo.
Expressionlessly, Sogo Doma pushed the three bank cards in front of him forward. The meaning was clear: did big brother look like someone who needed a free meal?
Hamster Umaru's smile stiffened. "..."
Tch, it was so unfair that big brother wasn't short on money!
"Tell me, what's really going on?" Sogo Doma crossed his