Half an hour later, at a café on Moon Cherry Commercial Street.
"Onii-chan, are you sure you're okay?" Umaru Doma asked, holding a long plush cat with a rather listless expression.
"I'm perfectly fine. Waiter, another glass of orange juice, please. Umaru, do you want more cola?"
"Onii-chan, this is already your eleventh glass of orange juice. Umaru's had three colas with you, and it hasn't even been ten minutes. Are you sure you're okay...?"
"I'm really fine. Ako, would you like something else to drink? Don't listen to Umaru. Scientific studies have shown that if the human body takes in one glass of orange juice per minute..."
Ako Tamaki blinked at that. "What happens?"
Umaru Doma: →_→
A suspicious little look appeared on her face.
"Onii-chan, nobody's going to study what happens when the human body takes in a glass of orange juice every minute!"
"Gulp!" Sogo Doma drained the orange juice to soothe the burn and replied, "Who says nobody would study that? Onii-chan has. If the human body takes in one glass of orange juice per minute, then you can drink sixty glasses in an hour!"
"Sogo, you're amazing. It really is true..." Ako Tamaki and Umaru Doma both twitched at the corners of their mouths, while Mashiro Shiina thought it over and decided that what he said made perfect sense.
Umaru Doma: "..."
Ako Tamaki: "..."
Gasp!!! ∑(Дノ)ノ
Mashiro, what was there to admire about that? And did that even need studying?
"See, Mashiro, that's not all. If you can drink one glass of orange juice per minute, then you can drink 1,440 glasses a day. Do you know what would happen if you did that?"
Mashiro Shiina silently worked it out.
"Onii-chan~!" Umaru Doma wore a crestfallen expression. "Does that count as research? It's obviously