"..." Watching Onii-chan fall asleep while cooking, Hamster Umaru crossed her arms again, tapped her little foot, and thought, Onii-chan really went to sleep without caring about Umaru. Damn it, what does he mean by having Umaru come out and hypnotize Komaru? Komaru and Umaru are both me~!
Hypnotize myself? Easy for him to say—how am I supposed to do that~?! Onii-chan actually abandoned Umaru at such a critical moment. Too much! Forget it, I can only give it a try for now. If Umaru can't hypnotize herself, then, then I'll use the Facehugger assault to wake Onii-chan up again. If Umaru can't sleep, then Onii-chan shouldn't even think about sleeping...
Ugh, first I need to figure out what to do... Seriously, Onii-chan, couldn't you give me some ti... No, wait, Onii-chan seemed to say that Umaru should hypnotize Komaru!
"Boom!" Just as Hamster Umaru thought of that, a smoke bomb suddenly exploded in her mind. As the smoke dispersed and a "dun dun dun" soundtrack played, the Hamster Umaru Roundtable Conference commenced!
Hamster Umaru No. 1 spoke first. "That's right, having Umaru hypnotize Komaru—that was the hint Onii-chan gave us..."
"No, no, no..." Hamster Umaru No. 2 shook her finger. "No. 1, have you forgotten? Komaru is just Umaru's alter ego. They're the same person. Having Umaru hypnotize Komaru—wouldn't that be split personality disorder?"
Hamster Umaru No. 3 rested her elbow on the table and propped up her chin. "I agree with No. 2. What do you mean, having Umaru hypnotize Komaru? It's not like Umaru has schizophrenia..."
"Bang!" Umaru No. 4 slammed the table. "I object to No. 3 and No. 2's views! Why does having Umaru hypnotize Komaru mean schizophrenia? It's just a figure of speech!"
Hamster Umaru No. 5 nodded at that. "Crunch, crunch. I think