"Wait, Umaru, you don't seriously want your onii-chan to drive you to and from school every day, do you?" Watching Umaru Doma brimming with excitement, a bead of cold sweat appeared on Sogo Doma's face. How could someone as low-key as him possibly do something like drive to school every day!?
"Come to think of it, does onii-chan even have a driver's license now? Onii-chan is only sixteen..." Lady Umaru said, stroking her chin. "I get it. It's onii-chan's money power at work again!"
"Idiot, it's not money power. I have a foreign driver's license. You can get one at sixteen in plenty of countries. Wait, why am I even telling you this?"
"I see, onii-chan really does have a driver's license!? Then doesn't that mean... hehehe..." A certain dumpling-haired girl sank into her fantasies. If onii-chan drove her to and from school, how much time could she save? How much longer could she sleep in the mornings? Thinking about it carefully, rounding up, that was practically the same as getting an extra spring and autumn's worth of sleep every year! Wait, there was something wrong with onii-chan's explanation. She remembered—
"But onii-chan, you've never been abroad, have you? Can you still get a foreign driver's license like that?"
"Even though I haven't been abroad, I can have the licensing authorities from other countries come here and issue one..." Sogo Doma shrugged. "I just had to give up a tiny bit of profit..." When he sold weapons and gave up some profits, wasn't it also because he could get an internationally recognized gun permit?
Hamster Umaru: "So it really was money power at work!"
Sogo Doma: "..."
That wasn't exactly wrong.
"Wait a minute, why am I only finding out today that onii-chan has a driver's license...?"
"Probably because you