Watching Tokyo Emotional Radio and feeling sad about it proved that his Idiot Little Sister understood what emotions were. Once she understood emotions, she would grow curious about romance, and once she grew curious about romance, those wild boars would have a chance to make their move...
Thus came the formula: Watching romantic love anime = Idiot Little Sister in danger. No problem with that, right?
Whenever he thought about the little cabbage he had painstakingly raised—though she had already started down the path of becoming pickled cabbage herself—well, pickled cabbage was still pickled cabbage he had cared for; ahem...
Whenever he thought that the pickled cabbage he had painstakingly pickled might fall into the hands of some wild boar, Sogo Doma said, "Where's my nuclear launch button? Let's nuke the place flat, nuke it flat. After that, there won't be so much lovey-dovey nonsense..."
Fortunately, his powerful will restrained him. At the very least, he had to find out how far his Idiot Little Sister had gotten. Did she understand romantic feelings between men and women? Had she grown curious about love? Or had she already found someone she liked? The world really should be destroyed. Severe censorship scars...
And so, there was that scene just now, with Sogo Doma probing his Idiot Little Sister in a rather casual manner...
The result of the probing was obvious.
Looking at Hamster Umaru, whose face was practically screaming "I want games," Sogo Doma tilted his head. "That's it!?"
What did she mean, romance was something that was fine to watch on TV? Where had that old-fashioned line come from—was she some granny or grandpa? And what did she mean, in reality, only games suited Umaru after all?
Could it be that this Idiot Little Sister was so lazy and slothful that