Being the Only Sober One While Everyone Else Is Drunk Means Seeing One Step Ahead of Everyone Else

"Objection, Onii-chan, you're being biased. Most phoenix men have nothing to do with simps..." Umaru, who was fluent in eight languages, naturally knew what phoenix men referred to. "In fact, most phoenix men are contradictory bundles of inferiority and arrogance. Men like that can usually pick up some PUA techniques without being taught."

"Umaru, you sure know a lot..." Sogo Doma's feelings became complicated again. This useless little sister was clearly someone he doted on, so why hadn't she grown into a flower in a greenhouse? This useless girl could calmly speak of something as sinister as PUA, even though he'd never intended for her to come into contact with the dark side of the world...

"Onii-chan, no matter what, you did encourage Umaru to see so many scumbags..." Umaru rolled her eyes and complained. "With all that experience, it'd be strange if Umaru still couldn't figure out the personalities of specific types of boys! Besides, we ran into one of those contradictory bundles of inferiority and arrogance not long ago..."

"Ahem..." Sogo Doma coughed twice. Well, although he really hadn't intended to put the dark side of the world before his little sister, what could he do if he just couldn't control himself? Still, the results of letting this useless girl see all kinds of scumbags were clearly remarkable. At the very least... Wait! Had he overlooked something? This little dumpling had just said...? Sogo Doma reacted.

"Umaru, when did we run into that—what was it—contradictory bundle of inferiority and arrogance?"

"Onii-chan forgot?" Umaru tilted her head. "It was Tomoya Aki from our class. But that guy hasn't been to school in a long time. I heard he didn't even take the prestigious school joint entrance exams. Our homeroom teacher even said that even if he came back now,