"Don't deliberately change the subject..." Seeing the surprised looks on their faces, Sogo Doma instantly understood what they were trying to do and called them out directly. "It's just that I don't use conditioner. Aren't you two overreacting a little too much!?"
"Sogo-kun, if you don't take proper care of your hair, you'll go bald someday..." Utaha Kasumigaoka said gloomily. "Those corporate drones who went bald in their thirties all used to think the same way as you, Sogo-kun..."
"Is that a curse?" Sogo Doma forced an ugly smile. Ugh, the tone Kasumigaoka had used just now sounded rather dark.
"Huh?" Umaru Doma seized the opportunity to join in. "Utaha can curse people too? Then Onii-chan will go bald in the future? Just so we're clear, that has nothing to do with Umaru. The effects of Umaru's hair wax don't last that long..."
"Could you two stop shifting the discussion away from the issue of me going bald!?"
"But whether Sogo-kun will go bald in the future is very important!" Utaha Kasumigaoka and Umaru exchanged a glance, suddenly in perfect sync again, before speaking at the same time.
"You two really are in sync..." Sogo Doma smiled with chilling kindness, even his eyes glowing red. "I don't care whether I go bald anymore. Tell me—when I came in, you two were having that conversation like something out of a trashy period drama..."
"That..." Utaha Kasumigaoka and Umaru both turned their faces away in perfect unison. The black-haired girl with long straight hair even said, "Sogo-kun, th-that was just, um, a performance. A theatrical performance..."
"Utaha, do you take me for Mashiro?" Sogo Doma retorted. Utaha had just used that excuse to fool Mashiro into going back to her room, and now she was using it on him too? She couldn't